"Damn it, why did the game crash? It's literally a low-poly game!" (Someone, probably)
The suspiciously smooth "low-poly" character model on screen:

"wah i don't know how to start getting experience making video games, and i like structure and a deadline so making a game on my own is really hard to start--"
game jams. what you're looking for is game jams.
itch.io/jams