Proud to announce that Danbert's will be using AI to help our online shoppers meet their needs!

Stay ahead of fashion trends at Danberts!

RE; price increases in store
Our CEO, Daniel C.Danbert, voted yesterday to lower prices in the store, but our interns Greg and Tina voted against the measure, resulting in some minor increases in prices. It's important to remember that our CEO was against this if you do feel any anger about it.

Break the awkward silence between yourself and a loved one with our new range of 'Sorry you didn't get raptured' cards (starting at $4.99), inside your local Danbert's store.

Please note that our CEO has apologized for his tweets about how it should be legal for rich people like him to 'get rid of babies that look at him weird'.
We hope this apology is the end of the matter and we can all continue to enjoy the wonderful products we offer.

Some people out there might be saying to themselves 'why haven't my favorite corporation (Danbert's) issued a statement about Charlie Kirk?'
Our CEO has done so, but we're politically neutral. Please note that in honor of his legacy though, all greetings cards with hateful messages are now 50% off

We at Danbert's value our customers and their freedom, but we also value the safety of those around us.
Please note that our new policy of signing an affidavit when purchasing any bread products, to confirm that you will not use it for any illegal activity, is for the good of the country. Thank you.

We here at Danbert's would like to confirm that we have not abandoned any DEI standards. We still employ Gregg, and despite his name, our job application forms show that he meets requirements where we can say this

Support your favorite politicians with us! We now sell signs, t-shirts, stickers and more!

Hello valued customers, please note that our top selling January item is currently unavailable but as soon as we get more in stock, we'll let you know!
Why not download the Danbert's App so we can let you know when?

Any Danbert's employees found celebrating a CEO's death will be reprimanded (unless they are the type that might seek vengeance for said reprimanding)

Hey Danbert's fans, today marks the 90th anniversary of the opening of our second ever factory!

What's your favorite Danbert's product?
-Danbert's Coffee?
-Danbert's Chocolate?
-Danbert's Banana-in-a-can?
-Danbert's Soda?
-Danbert's Peanut Butter?
or something else? Tell us!

Hello BlueSky, It's your favorite corporation's social media feed!
(Danbert's)