Dan Bean
danbean.bsky.social
Dan Bean
@danbean.bsky.social
Ex tech journalist, current tech company content guy. Remember me from Twitter?
Chatbot copy that's been trained on chatbot copy
June 28, 2023 at 5:46 AM
Biden make Barbenheimer Baby weekend a national holiday you coward
June 23, 2023 at 5:20 PM
With the #5 pick in the 1987 NBA Draft, the Detroit Pistons select Gradey Dick.
June 23, 2023 at 12:08 AM
Me following the 2024 Republican nominee race
June 21, 2023 at 2:24 AM
My late adolescent years could have been so much more upbeat.
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June 16, 2023 at 6:17 PM
We used to have fun on Facebook.
June 15, 2023 at 4:58 PM
Reposted by Dan Bean
The Expectation vs The Reality
June 5, 2023 at 6:33 PM
"You've been in that headset for 25 days. Our children need you."
June 5, 2023 at 6:39 PM
Everyone trying to learn about services infrastructure just to insult Musk:

"Streaming real-time audio Twitter Spaces at scale on a fragmented micro backend and running data on AWS that ISN'T anti-aliased? Some genius this Elon guy is!"
May 25, 2023 at 1:30 AM
Reposted by Dan Bean
oh y’all thought Spo wasn’t gonna adjust at halftime
May 18, 2023 at 1:56 AM
"I am a ticking time bomb" - Dave Matthews

"I am a time bomb" - Travis Morrison

"I time bomb" - Tom DeLonge
May 9, 2023 at 10:55 PM
Caleb Martin is a gamer! Is anyone on Bluesky listening?!
May 9, 2023 at 1:50 AM
This place has some growing to do
May 6, 2023 at 11:23 PM
Reposted by Dan Bean
And you may find yourself on a beautiful throne
With a beautiful crown
And you may ask yourself
May 6, 2023 at 8:09 PM
Is cat vibing music on here yet?
May 5, 2023 at 8:46 PM
To my 6 Bluesky followers: wyd
May 5, 2023 at 8:34 PM