This is more Colorado or something. Listen to the "ooh" in "shooter" and you can tell it's not Southern or MN/ND

Biblically accurate mermaid

"Dang, that's awesome. Must have taken him a while, too"

Considering immigrant families generally have children at a higher rate than non-immigrants, they've added another boulder to their mountain of hypocrisies

I also have a short story in Plowed, a really fun book that came out a few years back. bewere.net/product.php?...