Dana
@danamelcher.bsky.social
Former baby. Not a Kors; not yet a Birkin.
This Monday morning post time change has me suggesting to my coworkers that we all give heroin a try.
March 10, 2025 at 3:06 PM
This Monday morning post time change has me suggesting to my coworkers that we all give heroin a try.
Yeah mothers give birth to us and fund us for 18 years, but we have to coach them through making a Christmas card on the Walmart website, so it basically comes out even.
December 10, 2024 at 12:56 AM
Yeah mothers give birth to us and fund us for 18 years, but we have to coach them through making a Christmas card on the Walmart website, so it basically comes out even.
Diddy spotted on 80/35 today
December 7, 2024 at 1:43 AM
Diddy spotted on 80/35 today
Everyone talks about how Phil Collins had no business going that hard on the Tarzan soundtrack or Michael Caine in the Muppets Christmas Carol.
But no one talks about how the Christian cartoon VEGGIE TALES had no business being THAT funny.
But no one talks about how the Christian cartoon VEGGIE TALES had no business being THAT funny.
December 6, 2024 at 3:38 AM
Everyone talks about how Phil Collins had no business going that hard on the Tarzan soundtrack or Michael Caine in the Muppets Christmas Carol.
But no one talks about how the Christian cartoon VEGGIE TALES had no business being THAT funny.
But no one talks about how the Christian cartoon VEGGIE TALES had no business being THAT funny.
Hot take but going to the dentist is worse than a gyno appointment
December 2, 2024 at 5:12 PM
Hot take but going to the dentist is worse than a gyno appointment
Reposted by Dana
The only thing I don’t like about the Normal Gossip podcast is that I didn’t think of it first.
November 27, 2024 at 3:25 PM
The only thing I don’t like about the Normal Gossip podcast is that I didn’t think of it first.
This Microsoft outage is the most unifying experience our country has had in quite a while 🫶🏻
November 25, 2024 at 8:13 PM
This Microsoft outage is the most unifying experience our country has had in quite a while 🫶🏻
7:00 a.m. Saturday morning thought: In Christmas Vacation, they should’ve shown what the inside of cousin Eddie’s RV looked like.
November 23, 2024 at 1:15 PM
7:00 a.m. Saturday morning thought: In Christmas Vacation, they should’ve shown what the inside of cousin Eddie’s RV looked like.
Nothing like telling the darkest stories I know to my coworkers at lunch and ruining everyone’s day
a woman is sitting in a hammock and eating an apple .
ALT: a woman is sitting in a hammock and eating an apple .
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2024 at 7:19 PM
Nothing like telling the darkest stories I know to my coworkers at lunch and ruining everyone’s day
There has been a dead deer hanging from a tree in the woods outside my office window at work. I have a lot of questions. It also feels symbolic somehow?
November 20, 2024 at 2:54 PM
There has been a dead deer hanging from a tree in the woods outside my office window at work. I have a lot of questions. It also feels symbolic somehow?
It’s been a while, so I just want to say once again that FB business suite is ABSOLUTE trash. How can a platform suck this much? And continue sucking a little more each year?
November 18, 2024 at 4:16 PM
It’s been a while, so I just want to say once again that FB business suite is ABSOLUTE trash. How can a platform suck this much? And continue sucking a little more each year?
It’s officially humidifier szn.
November 18, 2024 at 2:52 PM
It’s officially humidifier szn.
Reposted by Dana
Bluesky devs trying to manage the servers through all this user growth:
November 14, 2024 at 6:12 PM
Bluesky devs trying to manage the servers through all this user growth: