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Dana Larsen
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Founder of The Medicinal Mushroom Dispensary & Get Your Drugs Tested (world's busiest free drug analysis service.) I gave away 10 million cannabis seeds.

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Some folks like a little weed,
some folks like a lot.
Some prefer a giant dab,
and some just don't smoke pot.

Stronger weed or weaker weed,
it doesn't really matter.
If your joint ain't strong enough,
just roll a little fatter.

22/22
November 10, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Humans have been getting high
all way back through history.
We've always grown great ganja crops
of high-grade potency!

The truth is that the herb these days
is basically the same.
The pushers of the too-potent pot propaganda
are really just playing a game.

21/22
November 10, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Plus we can't forget about
the hashish and extracts.
There's always been potent concentrates
and those are just the facts.

People have puffed on potent pot
for a couple of thousand years.
People who pretend potent pot is new
are promoting baseless fears.

20/22
November 10, 2025 at 12:35 AM
The strength of each has not changed much
since they began to track,
But seeded weed's less strong by weight,
and they're seizing less of that!

So it's not that the weed is stronger now,
the good stuff's still the same,
There's just less low-grade weed around,
and that is not a shame!

19/22
November 10, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I thought that the weed was stronger now
'cause that is what I heard,
But when you add these warnings up
it starts to seem absurd!

When you dig into the studies
and you do the research needed,
You see there's two kinds of weed bud,
seeded and unseeded.

18/22
November 10, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Sixty-seven thousand,
two hundred times more strong!
That is what the numbers say,
and numbers can’t be wrong.

Sixty-seven thousand,
two hundred times more strong?
That’s like 67 kilos
every time you hit the bong!

17/x
November 10, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Let’s figure all these numbers out
and get this in the clear.
Just how much stronger has weed become
over all these years?

Three times forty then times seven,
then times twenty more.
Double once and double twice,
and now we have the score.

16/x
November 10, 2025 at 12:35 AM
So Thirties weed was insanity-strong?
But then if that was true...
Well, just a whiff of modern weed
would break your brain in two!

But they say that the weed is stronger now
and you know it must be true,
After all when it comes to weed
they’ll never lie to you!

15/22
November 10, 2025 at 12:35 AM
If Thirties herb had no effect
and must have been quite plain?
Then why did they say, all the way back then,
that weed made you insane?

They claimed that reefer madness
was a true and simple fact.
Like, if you smoked the reefer
then your brain would not come back!

14/22
November 10, 2025 at 12:35 AM
This stronger weed corrupted teens
who listened to the jive,
Smokers of this potent herb
were lucky to survive!

If Forties weed was stronger weed
than ever a weed there was,
Then Thirties weed must have been weak,
and barely caused a buzz?

13/22
November 10, 2025 at 12:35 AM
But way back in the Forties
they said marijuana flower,
Was stronger than it ever was
and had increased in power!

In '47 the cops proclaimed
there was a brand new crop,
A Mexican strain whose potency
had reached the tippy-top!

12/22
November 10, 2025 at 12:35 AM
The cops said the new more potent weed
was harmful and addictive!
Weed had become so strong, they said,
the laws must be restrictive!

So before the 1960s
all the weed was really shit?
You'd blaze a big bag of that hemp herb
and not be feeling it?

11/22
November 10, 2025 at 12:35 AM
The weed that made those Sixties singers
sing those trippy songs,
It was a pot placebo
that they packed into their bongs?

But Sixties stories said
"Beware! There is a brand new strain!
They're smuggling in a stronger weed
that's more bad for your brain!"

10/22
November 10, 2025 at 12:35 AM
They said the new Jamaican herb
would really kick your ass.
Twenty times more potent
than the wimp-weed of the past!

So 1960s cannabis
must have had no effect?
The herb the hippies all inhaled
could never get you wrecked?

9/22
November 10, 2025 at 12:35 AM
This was back when Cheech and Chong
were going up in smoke,
Is it true those joints they rolled
were really just a joke?

News reports from way back then
said their pot packed more punch.
Seventies weed was way more strong
than low grade sixties junk!

8/22
November 10, 2025 at 12:35 AM
The weed back in the seventies
was pretty mild they said,
But by the 1980s
pot could really blow your head!

So is it true? Was seventies weed
actually quite weak?
We just want the truth you see
these are the facts we seek.

7/22
November 10, 2025 at 12:35 AM
So why in 1980 then,
did Ronald Reagan say
That weed was the very most dangerous drug
in all the USA?

The guys he paid to study weed
said it had much more power,
Seven times the THC
in every cannabis flower!

6/22
November 10, 2025 at 12:35 AM
The drug czar said that '90s bud
had forty times the blast,
He claimed that it was stronger then,
than ever in the past!

I guess that in the '80s
all the weed was pretty bunk?
Why would anyone even want
to smoke that schwaggy junk?

5/22
November 10, 2025 at 12:35 AM
So what were people toking back
in 1995?
It must have been quite bland back then
for stoners smoking jive?

That was the year Joe Biden said
that weed was super strong.
He compared it to a missile,
was Joe Biden wrong?

4/22
November 10, 2025 at 12:35 AM
A few years back the US Surgeon General
made a claim,
He said that marijuana's strength
is really not the same.

He claimed that since the '90s
ganja's strength has gone up thrice,
That means potency has tripled,
and he said that’s not nice!

3/22
November 10, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Could the weed really be much stronger now
than ever a weed there was?
If you took a teeny-tiny itty-bitty little toke
would it still give you too much buzz?

To find the facts come trip with me
through stoner history,
Let’s check the stats and seek the truth
of ganja potency.

2/22
November 10, 2025 at 12:35 AM
THE POT POTENCY POEM

They say the weed you're smoking now,
it ain't your mother's grass!
Your weed's mega-potent,
her stuff's all weak-ass.

They say the weed's way stronger now
and you know it must be true,
After all when it comes to weed
they’ll never lie to you!

1/22
November 10, 2025 at 12:35 AM
US cops already shoot at least 10,000 family pets every year. Some estimates put the tally at over 100,000 pets killed annually.

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October 13, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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September 8, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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