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Yeah that was just exhaustion and a compound hangover though wasn’t it

“There are countless horrible things happening all over the world, and horrible people prospering, but we must never allow them to disturb our equanimity or deflect us from our sacred duty to sabotage and annoy them whenever possible”
- Auberon Waugh

GOALS ✨💅🍻🍺

This fascinating wormhole provided for the benefit of anyone who may have thought my silhouette in that blue dress was a natural occurrence rather than a miracle of engineering. Custom-made underpinnings from the amazing Evgeniya at Nemuro Corsets. Fuck you gravity, I won’t do what you tell me 💕✨💅

Possessor of the smallest waist reliably recorded on an adult human in the 20th century, Ms Granger was a pioneer of modern western body modification, an absolute one-off freak in the best possible sense, & a stone cold badass. Waist = 13”; fucks given = 0. Behold: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ethel_G...

Regards from Europe. Yes it is raining, and someone doesn’t know she’s going to the vet later

Tyty! I feel better already