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Bert the Orange
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I would encourage any young woman getting married now to NOT take his name. Doesn't solve the problem today, but if that's how they're going to play this, we can play too.
March 13, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Not me reading Massie as Measles. I hate this timeline.
March 12, 2025 at 12:04 PM
It icks me out when he says that. Textbook abuser language.
March 11, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I never dreamed that the idea my son in the military would be fighting Canada was even the remotest of crazy possibilities, but here we are.
March 11, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Keep going, Dandy girl! You will win Spike over through sheer endurance.
March 1, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Giving big Nero "Golden House" vibes. Except this is worse because, you know, displacing a whole bunch of people with big promises that will never be held. Hmm, where have I heard THAT before?
February 26, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Looks like they blew a vein. Blood spreads out under the skin and yes, it will look greenish as it is absorbed. Also, bad makeup. What else is new with him...
February 25, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Perfect meetings!
February 24, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Same!
February 23, 2025 at 8:07 PM
She is one step away from convincing you to take her to work with you.
February 23, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Also, no sex education because s-e-x is a bad word.
February 22, 2025 at 3:12 AM
That was a gutless half-hearted excuse for a salute. At least Muskrat does it with gusto! 😛
February 21, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Darn it. I was going to campaign on Giant Asteroid 2032. Bet I'd have won, too!
February 20, 2025 at 8:34 PM
That would be beautiful.
February 19, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Why do they always use pictures with that dumbass vacant fake smile? Does he think that looks good? Because he looks like a 3rd grader who just got told to smile for his school picture (no offense to 3rd graders).

As for the rest, it's not trolling. He's testing the waters. It's never trolling.
February 19, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Just like he was trolling about the Gulf of America and all the felons he set free.... He's enjoying the power. He won't give it up until he's dead. Unless Dems in office get their game together and stop clutching their pearls for a minute.
February 19, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Ah yes, the good ol "Stop the testing!" trick. It's flawless.
February 19, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Poor lady. I hate when my bathing suit rides up between my cheeks and I can't fix because some creepo is watching.
February 19, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Women who are "at risk" just won't go to the doctor. Great way to drive up infant and mother mortality and back alley abortions. Hat's off to ya, Missouri! Can't wait for my home state of OK to follow suit with an equally stupid proposal.
February 19, 2025 at 3:58 PM
The cruelty really is the point.
February 19, 2025 at 3:53 PM
She'd have fewer dishes to do with one less person around....
February 19, 2025 at 1:59 PM