For 78 cents a uniformed agent of the Federal government will pick up a letter from your house and hand deliver it anywhere else in the country. Bargain.

Might complicate those college applications

I named my fists Catcher and Rye because they’re about to meet a body.

Consider those two colors sampled, Jon.

Thanks, Jon. Thanks for that.

I’m blambustercated. I haven’t missed a book tour, like, ever. I’ll be out of town😭 on the 15th.

So on brand for you, Dan; “…and the first 20 copies of his new novel are printed in the author’s own blood.”