Who could have possibly predicted that the guy who has fucked over everyone for as long as anyone can remember would also fuck over this guy?

It will never cease to amaze me that a group of people who seem hellbent on systemically destroying everything the US Government does considers themselves “Patriots.”

Now that we have all the preambles out of the way it’s time to tackle the IMPORTANT issues like renaming things and paper straws.

Are the eggs cheap enough yet?

Didn’t think so.