Daniel Mejia
@dan-mejia.bsky.social
I like animals, jokes, and donuts.
Will the submarine pitch survive a torpedo bat?
December 19, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Will the submarine pitch survive a torpedo bat?
Meanwhile, the anti-vaccine argument…
a man in a blue and white jacket is surrounded by women
ALT: a man in a blue and white jacket is surrounded by women
media.tenor.com
June 2, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Meanwhile, the anti-vaccine argument…
Not coincidence. He is telling the world that he is open for business. He is not foolish, he is corrupt.
April 4, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Not coincidence. He is telling the world that he is open for business. He is not foolish, he is corrupt.
"Why is this marinara sauce yellow? 🤔"
March 31, 2025 at 4:44 PM
"Why is this marinara sauce yellow? 🤔"
Anyone who gets arrested and can’t afford a lawyer gets one appointed for them. Why not kids? What am I missing here?
March 25, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Anyone who gets arrested and can’t afford a lawyer gets one appointed for them. Why not kids? What am I missing here?
Your red arrow is pointing the wrong way. It should be pointing down🔻
March 4, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Your red arrow is pointing the wrong way. It should be pointing down🔻
My first thought exactly. Most won't understand the question and answer something so unscientific that it'll be hard to argue against.
March 1, 2025 at 4:00 AM
My first thought exactly. Most won't understand the question and answer something so unscientific that it'll be hard to argue against.
You can ask them, but an answer will cost you $5,000.
March 1, 2025 at 3:57 AM
You can ask them, but an answer will cost you $5,000.
If Republicans win the midterms, then we will know with almost complete certainty that the election was tampered with.
March 1, 2025 at 3:51 AM
If Republicans win the midterms, then we will know with almost complete certainty that the election was tampered with.
DEI white supremacist.
February 22, 2025 at 9:46 PM
DEI white supremacist.
Can they undo the Jones Act retroactively and remove citizenship of Puerto Ricans? This keeps me up at night.
February 20, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Can they undo the Jones Act retroactively and remove citizenship of Puerto Ricans? This keeps me up at night.
Do they genuinely not understand that that is the point, or are they pretending?
January 27, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Do they genuinely not understand that that is the point, or are they pretending?
We should stop calling it antifa and start calling it anti-fascist. Maybe that will clarify for some folks that they are siding with fascism and not a musical note.
January 27, 2025 at 4:43 AM
We should stop calling it antifa and start calling it anti-fascist. Maybe that will clarify for some folks that they are siding with fascism and not a musical note.
That ambulance was hiding a Hamas base and weapons, and it had to be destroyed. /s
January 13, 2025 at 3:44 PM
That ambulance was hiding a Hamas base and weapons, and it had to be destroyed. /s
They should be:
DISNEYPARK (Paris)
DISNEYTOWN (Tokyo)
DISNEYPARK (Paris)
DISNEYTOWN (Tokyo)
December 5, 2024 at 3:13 AM
They should be:
DISNEYPARK (Paris)
DISNEYTOWN (Tokyo)
DISNEYPARK (Paris)
DISNEYTOWN (Tokyo)
I wouldn't be surprised if they paid oil and gas companies to release methane.
November 30, 2024 at 7:30 PM
I wouldn't be surprised if they paid oil and gas companies to release methane.