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Dan Manning
@dan-manning.bsky.social
Husband / Dad / Co-Pastor
I poke bears
May 5, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Is stealing from the prize box really stealing if I have in fact used the potty successfully today?
March 19, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Young pastors enraging the elderly congregation. A tale as old as time.
March 6, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Accidentally blasted my music out of my laptop instead of my headphones at a cafe. Leave now or stay and writhe in embarrassment?
February 28, 2025 at 8:48 PM
And the thing about stealing rest, is you gee so guilty doing it. You needed to get stuff done, and just couldn’t. And now you are even more stressed
February 16, 2025 at 12:27 AM
If you don’t rest, you will steal rest from times need to be focused. How do I know this, you ask?
February 15, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Update:
Sermon: outlined
Office: destroyed
Kids: content
February 12, 2025 at 7:11 PM
**Two adults conversing
Kids: Absolutely not
February 4, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I’d rather be sleeping
January 27, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I just deep cleaned my kitchen and all meals are here by canceled until further notice
January 20, 2025 at 8:48 PM
It’s simple. Whenever I’m sick, no I’m not. It’s that easy.
December 30, 2024 at 1:11 AM
Af my parents house for Christmas. I just bumped the thermostat up to 66 from 63.
December 28, 2024 at 5:04 AM
“No Time For Caution” or “Cornfield Chase”?
December 25, 2024 at 6:33 AM
I’ve heard of people planning their vacations a year in advance. After reflecting on this past year, I get it. I’m scheduling some breaks in the new year.
December 25, 2024 at 6:17 AM
If you’re stuck go watch “Interstellar Docking Scene” and do what you need to do
December 25, 2024 at 5:39 AM
Driving around on Christmas Eve is a tradition. Usually spent looking at lights though, not looking for my license plate that fell off.
December 25, 2024 at 12:50 AM
No one else replaces their back windshield wiper regularly, right? That’s just not something we do?
December 23, 2024 at 8:29 PM
How to tell my church to stop complementing my looks at our funerals. I mean, thanks, but not why we’re here.
December 23, 2024 at 7:28 AM
The Blue Sky
December 18, 2024 at 6:35 AM
If @sirrevdrnick.bsky.social could stop putting the rest of us to shame, that would be great
30 minutes later, my manuscript is done. I may go back and edit bits later, but it's exactly what I've been stewing on for weeks now.

This rarely ever happens to me. Let's hope it's still good in 2 weeks.
December 13, 2024 at 12:02 AM
I love being a pastor’s spouse. But that sometimes means getting dressed in the church parking lot for these fancy district dinners. #pastorsspouse
December 7, 2024 at 6:42 AM
If the elderly could please stop sending text messages to my email, instead of my phone, and getting upset when I don’t respond promptly, that would be great.
December 5, 2024 at 6:28 PM
You can be friends with your boss after leaving, right?
November 24, 2024 at 8:11 AM
Starting without the editing button? Interesting.
November 24, 2024 at 1:58 AM
What are posts called here? Flutters? Reflutter?
November 24, 2024 at 1:50 AM