Dandere
@dan-dere.bsky.social
Lazy, proud mom of three cats (4 as of Jul 2025)
#Kiseki
Banner credit to that lady who dressed as a handmaid to vote
#Kiseki
Banner credit to that lady who dressed as a handmaid to vote
There are also claw caps if you prefer that 😂 add a little shimmer ✨
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October 18, 2025 at 1:34 PM
There are also claw caps if you prefer that 😂 add a little shimmer ✨
www.softpaws.com/soft-paws-ca...
www.softpaws.com/soft-paws-ca...
“I have moral objections and safety concerns, please send a regular car”
But also, god, is EX Driver becoming reality?
But also, god, is EX Driver becoming reality?
July 7, 2025 at 11:55 PM
“I have moral objections and safety concerns, please send a regular car”
But also, god, is EX Driver becoming reality?
But also, god, is EX Driver becoming reality?
I have a new son, my husband told me we have to adopt him out but I am holding out hope we can buy a place and keep him
July 4, 2025 at 4:38 AM
I have a new son, my husband told me we have to adopt him out but I am holding out hope we can buy a place and keep him
This is so dumb. Most of them don’t want our dirty ass rice. Also the reason they can’t take some of our vehicles is cause they WON’T FIT DOWN THEIR STREETS 🤦♀️ and the reason we want their cars is that they care about quality and gas mileage which we need to not go broke driving as far as we do
July 3, 2025 at 4:54 AM
This is so dumb. Most of them don’t want our dirty ass rice. Also the reason they can’t take some of our vehicles is cause they WON’T FIT DOWN THEIR STREETS 🤦♀️ and the reason we want their cars is that they care about quality and gas mileage which we need to not go broke driving as far as we do
My estranged brother and I passing each other on the way to work….
June 10, 2025 at 6:41 PM
My estranged brother and I passing each other on the way to work….
My estranged brother and I passing each other on the way to work….
June 10, 2025 at 6:40 PM
My estranged brother and I passing each other on the way to work….
Rare moment where AI can explain better than I can lol
January 7, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Rare moment where AI can explain better than I can lol
Noooo they cut me off from my addiction 😭 #BluePrince
December 22, 2024 at 8:23 AM
Noooo they cut me off from my addiction 😭 #BluePrince
Wow, Americans are even dummer than I thought. He starts a trade war with our two closest friendly nations then admits he can’t lower grocery prices despite that being the main reason a lot of people voted for him
December 14, 2024 at 11:41 AM
Wow, Americans are even dummer than I thought. He starts a trade war with our two closest friendly nations then admits he can’t lower grocery prices despite that being the main reason a lot of people voted for him
Oh geez Atlanta highways covered in snow is a terrifying thought. I assume Georgians are as bad as Texans about driving in snow.
December 4, 2024 at 7:26 AM
Oh geez Atlanta highways covered in snow is a terrifying thought. I assume Georgians are as bad as Texans about driving in snow.
I had the link still open and am cackling now realizing this was the tweet
November 22, 2024 at 10:44 PM
I had the link still open and am cackling now realizing this was the tweet
Had to look it up to see that Bush was the one it was aimed it
November 19, 2024 at 9:48 AM
Had to look it up to see that Bush was the one it was aimed it
Eww eww eww I didn’t know the context and now I wish I never knew
November 17, 2024 at 8:44 AM
Eww eww eww I didn’t know the context and now I wish I never knew
I love this statement
November 14, 2024 at 7:33 PM
I love this statement
See AI should stay in it’s lane and give me useful tips like this, not listen to me talk to my doctor then make up headcanons about me having stage 10 cancer (tbh ask your doctor/therapist if they use AI and run the heck away if they do)
November 13, 2024 at 11:10 PM
See AI should stay in it’s lane and give me useful tips like this, not listen to me talk to my doctor then make up headcanons about me having stage 10 cancer (tbh ask your doctor/therapist if they use AI and run the heck away if they do)
Yeah you’re right. Or they’re wild bananas, which would actually fit the context even better LOL
November 13, 2024 at 10:57 PM
Yeah you’re right. Or they’re wild bananas, which would actually fit the context even better LOL
Early gray shortbread 🚧⚠️
November 13, 2024 at 6:57 AM
Early gray shortbread 🚧⚠️