Dan
@dan-asaurus.bsky.social
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Girl dad 👶/ Foodie 🍗/ Colombiano 🇨🇴/ Art 🎨/ music 🎶/ Tech 💻/ Gaming 🎮/ Formula 1 🏎️ / Photography newbie 📸
Photography instagram: In_Dans_View
Love life 🌎
Girl dad 👶/ Foodie 🍗/ Colombiano 🇨🇴/ Art 🎨/ music 🎶/ Tech 💻/ Gaming 🎮/ Formula 1 🏎️ / Photography newbie 📸
Photography instagram: In_Dans_View
Love life 🌎
Kinda weird having to bring your baby daughter (no babysitter) to your post-vasectomy semen check. I’m just like “Yeah girl, making sure you aren’t gonna have any siblings” 😂
November 17, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Kinda weird having to bring your baby daughter (no babysitter) to your post-vasectomy semen check. I’m just like “Yeah girl, making sure you aren’t gonna have any siblings” 😂
Banger of a game. AdHoc Studio COOKED with this one. So fun and really had me hooked in the story. Can’t wait to replay it and get different outcomes. #Dispatch
November 14, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Banger of a game. AdHoc Studio COOKED with this one. So fun and really had me hooked in the story. Can’t wait to replay it and get different outcomes. #Dispatch
Ms. Rachel is this generations Mr. Rogers. He would love her
November 5, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Ms. Rachel is this generations Mr. Rogers. He would love her
How do you tell a 5 month old that #daylightsavingtime exists and it’s actually not her normal wake time of 6:30, but it’s now 5:30?? #DST 😵💫
November 2, 2025 at 10:56 AM
How do you tell a 5 month old that #daylightsavingtime exists and it’s actually not her normal wake time of 6:30, but it’s now 5:30?? #DST 😵💫
You ever at a party and you’re hearing a convo go on and it’s going south and in your head you’re picturing the negative #sims convo queue?
November 1, 2025 at 3:36 AM
You ever at a party and you’re hearing a convo go on and it’s going south and in your head you’re picturing the negative #sims convo queue?
When they start calling it “large size” instead of “family size” cuz they know
October 31, 2025 at 1:09 PM
When they start calling it “large size” instead of “family size” cuz they know
1am hits and I fall into a 2000s nostalgia wormhole on Instagram
October 31, 2025 at 5:09 AM
1am hits and I fall into a 2000s nostalgia wormhole on Instagram
October 27, 2025 at 4:12 AM
For the first time in my life, I apparently took off my shirt in my sleep and have zero memory of it
October 25, 2025 at 10:38 AM
For the first time in my life, I apparently took off my shirt in my sleep and have zero memory of it
#Crocs has had such an upswing in popularity in the last decade or so, that no one saw happening. Feel like they went from joke, to one of the most popular footwear
October 23, 2025 at 8:05 PM
#Crocs has had such an upswing in popularity in the last decade or so, that no one saw happening. Feel like they went from joke, to one of the most popular footwear
Idk what it’s about the couch, but I could fall asleep on mine in seconds. The second I wake up and head to bed. The same sleepies just doesn’t transfer
October 22, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Idk what it’s about the couch, but I could fall asleep on mine in seconds. The second I wake up and head to bed. The same sleepies just doesn’t transfer
October 21, 2025 at 10:34 PM
So excited to show my daughter Ghibli movies when she’s a bit older
October 21, 2025 at 10:49 AM
So excited to show my daughter Ghibli movies when she’s a bit older
Damn, you know the economy is stuff when the Indian food place at the mall stopped doing their lunch special they’ve been doing for like I feel close to 2 decades 😭😭😭
October 10, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Damn, you know the economy is stuff when the Indian food place at the mall stopped doing their lunch special they’ve been doing for like I feel close to 2 decades 😭😭😭
October 9, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Remember when a certain political group were too turned on by the green m&m that they lobbied to have her design changed? Wild
October 9, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Remember when a certain political group were too turned on by the green m&m that they lobbied to have her design changed? Wild
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The government is in full shutdown and the Republicans are refusing to call the House back into session.
Want to know why?
Because we have secured the final vote on releasing the Epstein Files and they don’t want it out.
Call GOP and tell them to swear in @adelitaforcongress.bsky.social.
Want to know why?
Because we have secured the final vote on releasing the Epstein Files and they don’t want it out.
Call GOP and tell them to swear in @adelitaforcongress.bsky.social.
October 3, 2025 at 7:51 PM
The government is in full shutdown and the Republicans are refusing to call the House back into session.
Want to know why?
Because we have secured the final vote on releasing the Epstein Files and they don’t want it out.
Call GOP and tell them to swear in @adelitaforcongress.bsky.social.
Want to know why?
Because we have secured the final vote on releasing the Epstein Files and they don’t want it out.
Call GOP and tell them to swear in @adelitaforcongress.bsky.social.
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Republicans control every branch in Washington.
Now, Trump is openly giddy about using the shutdown to slash and burn federal resources that working Americans count on.
His shutdown, and firings, will hurt people in every part of this country.
Now, Trump is openly giddy about using the shutdown to slash and burn federal resources that working Americans count on.
His shutdown, and firings, will hurt people in every part of this country.
October 2, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Republicans control every branch in Washington.
Now, Trump is openly giddy about using the shutdown to slash and burn federal resources that working Americans count on.
His shutdown, and firings, will hurt people in every part of this country.
Now, Trump is openly giddy about using the shutdown to slash and burn federal resources that working Americans count on.
His shutdown, and firings, will hurt people in every part of this country.
October 2, 2025 at 10:07 PM
September 29, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Y’all remember Tap Tap revolution?
September 26, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Y’all remember Tap Tap revolution?