Damon Holzborn
damonholzborn.bsky.social
Damon Holzborn
@damonholzborn.bsky.social
October 24, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I’m not sure I know what a “horn whooping” sounds like, but I promise I’ll get the hell outta here if I hear a loud alarm of any sort.

Cc: @disquiet.bsky.social
October 21, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Oh good. Nine days later and we’re finally down to only one trending RFK Jr.
September 28, 2025 at 10:40 PM
RFK Jr. is so terrible one trending topic can’t contain him.
September 19, 2025 at 6:26 AM
September 16, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Now THAT’s inflation.
September 9, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Quote a record that you found in your parents’ collection when you were young
June 21, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Don’t you just have to admire a train station with clean lines unmarred by anything extraneous like, I don’t know, seats?
June 6, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Who’s this sign for?
April 1, 2025 at 11:00 AM