how about you get down on all fours and crawl across the room, like a good little puppy. Then, when you reach me, I want you to nuzzle my hand and look up at me with those big, adorable eyes of yours. Can you do that for me, my sweet little pet?

Easy boy, eeasy boy. SIT!

Good boy. I would love to see you roll on your back while seeking approval to sniff my feet.

Bark like a good puppy for me