My dog watching me eat toast at breakfast

Nightcap ☺️

And we’re back… ❤️

Bit concerned that Deliveroo gifted me this tea towel for being a good customer. Might as well have sent an actual red flag with the words fat and lazy embroidered on it

Good to see Luftwaffe Commander in Chief Joe Hart at Anfield yesterday

Late Halloween Woogie cos

Danish Wetherspoons does exactly what it says on the tin

Good morning Copenhagen! I’ve come for your bacon

My barista correctly guessed I was the kind of guy who likes penguins with massive bollocks