Rich
@damnthatsrich.bsky.social
Comedy writer/ Single Mother of 3
LA Chefs are like “the restaurant is named after my grandmother Cybil and a dinner for 4 costs more money than she ever made in her life”
July 23, 2025 at 12:47 AM
LA Chefs are like “the restaurant is named after my grandmother Cybil and a dinner for 4 costs more money than she ever made in her life”
What’s really cool about this mild LA weather is that I’m 100% going to be sweating through a tank top at thanksgiving
July 21, 2025 at 6:41 PM
What’s really cool about this mild LA weather is that I’m 100% going to be sweating through a tank top at thanksgiving
Imagine asking a non binary pansexual what they want for dinner
July 5, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Imagine asking a non binary pansexual what they want for dinner
If you’ve ever shown someone your 23&Me results and support ICE kill yourself
June 11, 2025 at 5:13 PM
If you’ve ever shown someone your 23&Me results and support ICE kill yourself
“POV you’re this…”
“POV you’re that…”
POV I’m SHITTING babe
“POV you’re that…”
POV I’m SHITTING babe
June 2, 2025 at 7:06 PM
“POV you’re this…”
“POV you’re that…”
POV I’m SHITTING babe
“POV you’re that…”
POV I’m SHITTING babe
Grimes is what a British toddler calls their grandmother
June 2, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Grimes is what a British toddler calls their grandmother
She benson my boone til I flip on my back
May 27, 2025 at 11:13 PM
She benson my boone til I flip on my back
I love the cyber truck because I’ve always wanted to know what it’s like to drive around in a cb2 coffee table
May 19, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I love the cyber truck because I’ve always wanted to know what it’s like to drive around in a cb2 coffee table
The inside of the Met Gala should be a time share presentation
May 7, 2025 at 4:11 AM
The inside of the Met Gala should be a time share presentation
Congrats to all Actors Who Can Hold Their Heads Very Still about the upcoming Wes Anderson movie
April 22, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Congrats to all Actors Who Can Hold Their Heads Very Still about the upcoming Wes Anderson movie
This dude is going for the Five Timers Club of public mockery
April 1, 2025 at 11:44 PM
This dude is going for the Five Timers Club of public mockery
I’m one more ‘what if the characters from white lotus were the Hegseth group chat’ type video from becoming the unabomber
March 27, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I’m one more ‘what if the characters from white lotus were the Hegseth group chat’ type video from becoming the unabomber
Drain the swamp*
*Let a Kennedy dramatically increase my healthcare costs
*Let a Kennedy dramatically increase my healthcare costs
March 27, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Drain the swamp*
*Let a Kennedy dramatically increase my healthcare costs
*Let a Kennedy dramatically increase my healthcare costs
We could do incalculable amount of good for this planet if we just set this up outside of Joe Rogans Studio
March 27, 2025 at 4:11 PM
We could do incalculable amount of good for this planet if we just set this up outside of Joe Rogans Studio
Obsessed with Wilson taking cow leather and turning it back into a cow print
March 26, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Obsessed with Wilson taking cow leather and turning it back into a cow print
Me and the boys having a poker night, playing for forehead kisses, Steve keeps going all in 😏
March 26, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Me and the boys having a poker night, playing for forehead kisses, Steve keeps going all in 😏
What if Elon is trying to trick magats into finally getting EV cars…
March 25, 2025 at 10:07 PM
What if Elon is trying to trick magats into finally getting EV cars…
The guy clearing his throat at the beginning of ‘Are You Gonna be My Girl’ is Jewish culture
March 21, 2025 at 2:51 AM
The guy clearing his throat at the beginning of ‘Are You Gonna be My Girl’ is Jewish culture
Bro you gotta try this mocktail, it’s $15 and tastes way worse than sprite which is free btw
March 21, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Bro you gotta try this mocktail, it’s $15 and tastes way worse than sprite which is free btw
Infinite universes and infinite timelines and I’m in the one with peanut butter pretzels, pretty cool
March 17, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Infinite universes and infinite timelines and I’m in the one with peanut butter pretzels, pretty cool
Ladysmith Black MamGaga
March 10, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Ladysmith Black MamGaga
Im 34 years old and realizing I could live 60 more years and never know how much sushi I should order for myself
March 5, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Im 34 years old and realizing I could live 60 more years and never know how much sushi I should order for myself
The NFL shouldn’t ban the tush push because what am I supposed to do with my boys on a Saturday?
March 1, 2025 at 12:09 AM
The NFL shouldn’t ban the tush push because what am I supposed to do with my boys on a Saturday?
Start telling rich white dudes Fentanyl is a “mind expanding drug”
February 5, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Start telling rich white dudes Fentanyl is a “mind expanding drug”
Maybe if we made the ballot a “Don’t Skip” instagram chainmail you fuckers would have voted
February 5, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Maybe if we made the ballot a “Don’t Skip” instagram chainmail you fuckers would have voted