RJ Aguiar
@damnitrj.bsky.social
Here. Queer. Could really use a beer.
Why did no one tell me that cats have zero boundaries… 😂
October 10, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Why did no one tell me that cats have zero boundaries… 😂
Me whenever I finish bullying someone for sharing AI slop on my timeline…
October 8, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Me whenever I finish bullying someone for sharing AI slop on my timeline…
Someone wants attention… 🤭
October 3, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Someone wants attention… 🤭
Paws crossed cause she’s a lil lady 🥰
September 19, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Paws crossed cause she’s a lil lady 🥰
The irony of all these Dems caving on the “issue” of trans sports is…it’s not actually an issue. Governing bodies already have rules in place to ensure fairness…but unless you yourself are competing in events, THIS DOESNT AFFECT YOU AT ALL. Why do Dems keep kicking themselves in the balls on this??
July 29, 2025 at 6:31 PM
The irony of all these Dems caving on the “issue” of trans sports is…it’s not actually an issue. Governing bodies already have rules in place to ensure fairness…but unless you yourself are competing in events, THIS DOESNT AFFECT YOU AT ALL. Why do Dems keep kicking themselves in the balls on this??
Not to recycle a dated bit, but… I didn’t have “get attacked by a dog during an OnlyFans shoot” on my 2025 bingo card.
July 15, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Not to recycle a dated bit, but… I didn’t have “get attacked by a dog during an OnlyFans shoot” on my 2025 bingo card.
She sits with her lil paws crossed because she’s a lady 💅
July 9, 2025 at 3:51 AM
She sits with her lil paws crossed because she’s a lady 💅
Ironically, as a Latino who was born and raised in FL, I actually know how to fend off a gator attack. I wonder if this cunt with a botched face can say the same…
July 2, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Ironically, as a Latino who was born and raised in FL, I actually know how to fend off a gator attack. I wonder if this cunt with a botched face can say the same…
At least he stumbled across one valid point (before walking right past it):
June 26, 2025 at 4:26 PM
At least he stumbled across one valid point (before walking right past it):
For all the piece’s flaws, I do think he was onto something when he was writing this paragraph…
June 26, 2025 at 4:13 PM
For all the piece’s flaws, I do think he was onto something when he was writing this paragraph…
My annual Pride playlist is out! This year, we’re rising to the grotesque challenge of finding celebration and happiness amidst the horror…happy Midsommar, everyone!
Listen here 👇
open.spotify.com/playlist/6HB...
Listen here 👇
open.spotify.com/playlist/6HB...
June 23, 2025 at 2:32 AM
My annual Pride playlist is out! This year, we’re rising to the grotesque challenge of finding celebration and happiness amidst the horror…happy Midsommar, everyone!
Listen here 👇
open.spotify.com/playlist/6HB...
Listen here 👇
open.spotify.com/playlist/6HB...
I’m literally being held hostage for pets. She has her little claws right on my neck and will poke me with them if I stop 😅
May 30, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I’m literally being held hostage for pets. She has her little claws right on my neck and will poke me with them if I stop 😅
Someone’s happy that I’m home 🥰🥰
May 23, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Someone’s happy that I’m home 🥰🥰
How in the hell am I supposed to focus when this happens??? 🥺
May 3, 2025 at 12:49 AM
How in the hell am I supposed to focus when this happens??? 🥺
Republicans are introducing legislation to try and ban ranked choice voting, which is a pretty big sign that we should implement it.
April 30, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Republicans are introducing legislation to try and ban ranked choice voting, which is a pretty big sign that we should implement it.
Him: I got the faggy yogurt
Me: Wait, the what?!
Him: Yeah, you know! The faggy yogurt…
Me: Wait, the what?!
Him: Yeah, you know! The faggy yogurt…
April 27, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Him: I got the faggy yogurt
Me: Wait, the what?!
Him: Yeah, you know! The faggy yogurt…
Me: Wait, the what?!
Him: Yeah, you know! The faggy yogurt…
Max Payne 3.
I’ve literally never played a second of any Max Payne game. I’m just a big fan of HEALTH, the band who did the soundtrack. But now I love listening to it while I write…it’s so rich and dynamic and fun.
I’ve literally never played a second of any Max Payne game. I’m just a big fan of HEALTH, the band who did the soundtrack. But now I love listening to it while I write…it’s so rich and dynamic and fun.
April 23, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Max Payne 3.
I’ve literally never played a second of any Max Payne game. I’m just a big fan of HEALTH, the band who did the soundtrack. But now I love listening to it while I write…it’s so rich and dynamic and fun.
I’ve literally never played a second of any Max Payne game. I’m just a big fan of HEALTH, the band who did the soundtrack. But now I love listening to it while I write…it’s so rich and dynamic and fun.
Nothing going on behind the eyes…
April 21, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Nothing going on behind the eyes…
I’ve been reading a lot of very churchy captions for today, so I thought l might come on here and let you know the REAL reason for today’s festivities. Happy Oestre! 🌷✨🌞
April 20, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I’ve been reading a lot of very churchy captions for today, so I thought l might come on here and let you know the REAL reason for today’s festivities. Happy Oestre! 🌷✨🌞
The GOP is a bunch of fully grown adults behaving like 14 year old mean girl wannabes
April 20, 2025 at 12:39 AM
The GOP is a bunch of fully grown adults behaving like 14 year old mean girl wannabes
Here’s your yearly reminder that the owner of Coachella is a anti-queer, Billionaire Republican 🫶
April 11, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Here’s your yearly reminder that the owner of Coachella is a anti-queer, Billionaire Republican 🫶