“Brevity is the soul of wit? More like cavity is the hole of shit.” - one of Shakespeare’s haters
November 26, 2024 at 4:48 PM
“Brevity is the soul of wit? More like cavity is the hole of shit.” - one of Shakespeare’s haters
Alex Spiro looks like palette swap Macklemore and dresses like shit and every one of his clients is a brain dead demon #law #legalnews
February 22, 2024 at 10:25 PM
Alex Spiro looks like palette swap Macklemore and dresses like shit and every one of his clients is a brain dead demon #law #legalnews
Chevy Chase’s run as Weekend Update anchor is a perfect example of entirely undeserved coke-induced overconfidence. Just thoroughly incomprehensible.
February 21, 2024 at 3:30 PM
Chevy Chase’s run as Weekend Update anchor is a perfect example of entirely undeserved coke-induced overconfidence. Just thoroughly incomprehensible.
There are a lot of bone-chilling euphemisms, but “foreign policy” hits my ear wrong every single time. Never once read/heard it and not thought about what a ludicrous sanitation job it is.
February 12, 2024 at 5:57 PM
There are a lot of bone-chilling euphemisms, but “foreign policy” hits my ear wrong every single time. Never once read/heard it and not thought about what a ludicrous sanitation job it is.
Biden when asked about the death of his son
February 9, 2024 at 6:26 PM
Biden when asked about the death of his son
Everyone who watches 8 1/2 and is morally honest admits that Seraghina could get it. 10/10 would rumba and you’re a coward if you even hint otherwise.
February 7, 2024 at 5:06 PM
Everyone who watches 8 1/2 and is morally honest admits that Seraghina could get it. 10/10 would rumba and you’re a coward if you even hint otherwise.
Sherman’s dashing Yankee boys will never reach the coast! Now lemme just take a big sip a dis heuh watuhh
February 7, 2024 at 5:04 PM
Sherman’s dashing Yankee boys will never reach the coast! Now lemme just take a big sip a dis heuh watuhh
The fact that Toby Keith is dead and Bin Laden is STILL alive is so unfair
February 7, 2024 at 2:20 AM
The fact that Toby Keith is dead and Bin Laden is STILL alive is so unfair
Spotify should have a feature where it only fades the songs I want it to. Also a real fuckin shuffle!!!
February 7, 2024 at 2:18 AM
Spotify should have a feature where it only fades the songs I want it to. Also a real fuckin shuffle!!!
nobody has ever sat down and watched Margin Call (2011). People have only watched pretty much all of the movie in a series of clips, more or less sequentially
February 6, 2024 at 4:33 PM
nobody has ever sat down and watched Margin Call (2011). People have only watched pretty much all of the movie in a series of clips, more or less sequentially
wearing sneakers with a full suit is the Arnold Palmer of business casual and a brave act of defiance
September 7, 2023 at 3:32 PM
wearing sneakers with a full suit is the Arnold Palmer of business casual and a brave act of defiance
His next target after that? The cast of every Wes Anderson movie.
September 5, 2023 at 9:15 PM
His next target after that? The cast of every Wes Anderson movie.
Ron DeSantis will only be around for a little while longer, so now’s as good a time as any to say this: he looks like a shaved Tinky Winky.
September 5, 2023 at 4:42 PM
Ron DeSantis will only be around for a little while longer, so now’s as good a time as any to say this: he looks like a shaved Tinky Winky.
Patient STUNS therapist by speaking in FLUENT Therapy
September 3, 2023 at 8:40 PM
Patient STUNS therapist by speaking in FLUENT Therapy
Infinite things to say about this insanely fucked up fit, but a starting point is that the shirt is like a Travis Scott themed reusable Trader Joe’s bag
September 3, 2023 at 1:49 PM
Infinite things to say about this insanely fucked up fit, but a starting point is that the shirt is like a Travis Scott themed reusable Trader Joe’s bag
Many lessons in here—not just for chess, but for life.
Hustlers must read.
Hustlers must read.
September 2, 2023 at 5:51 PM
Many lessons in here—not just for chess, but for life.
Hustlers must read.
Hustlers must read.
Watched the delightful Robert Caro/Robert Gottlieb (RIP) documentary and it made me teary-eyed for a number of reasons, one of which is that I will never be photographed holding two phones up to my head at the same time.
September 2, 2023 at 1:34 PM
Watched the delightful Robert Caro/Robert Gottlieb (RIP) documentary and it made me teary-eyed for a number of reasons, one of which is that I will never be photographed holding two phones up to my head at the same time.