DumbMonkey
@damnednerdfr.bsky.social
You tell me about yourself!!! I won't say anything.
"You need to see a therapist" honestly is just an insult.
August 8, 2025 at 6:15 PM
"You need to see a therapist" honestly is just an insult.
☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️ Brooklyn. Eat Brocolli.
August 7, 2025 at 4:14 PM
☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️ Brooklyn. Eat Brocolli.
Nice gang!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Dope joke!!! ☠️☠️☠️
August 7, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Nice gang!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Dope joke!!! ☠️☠️☠️
Nobody is gonna help you but yourself!!! There are no heroes
August 7, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Nobody is gonna help you but yourself!!! There are no heroes
Mary was underage when she had Jesus. CRAZY!!!
August 7, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Mary was underage when she had Jesus. CRAZY!!!
He's gonna bill you for taking 15 seconds of his time
August 7, 2025 at 4:09 PM
He's gonna bill you for taking 15 seconds of his time
Fucking whales are better than therapist. Because they have a life!!!
August 7, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Fucking whales are better than therapist. Because they have a life!!!
Here's a more hilarious one: "You can park a car but you can't park a tree. I say that's science!"
August 5, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Here's a more hilarious one: "You can park a car but you can't park a tree. I say that's science!"
I love everybody. Even racists. I'm beyond Ianian's comprehension. I have 30 IQ.
August 5, 2025 at 4:55 AM
I love everybody. Even racists. I'm beyond Ianian's comprehension. I have 30 IQ.
He be doing a lot of dogs too. Anyway, have a nice butt and enjoy BBC.
August 5, 2025 at 4:49 AM
He be doing a lot of dogs too. Anyway, have a nice butt and enjoy BBC.
Ian, Ianito Ianitoni, pay attention. Hoes mad, Ian? Hoes mad?!!!
August 5, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Ian, Ianito Ianitoni, pay attention. Hoes mad, Ian? Hoes mad?!!!
Ian, Ianito, Ianito Ianitoni. Riddle me this. I slip on spaghetti and go to Jesus. Does that stop you from being mad? Tell me, honestly, Ianito Ianitoni? I'd like some answers.
August 5, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Ian, Ianito, Ianito Ianitoni. Riddle me this. I slip on spaghetti and go to Jesus. Does that stop you from being mad? Tell me, honestly, Ianito Ianitoni? I'd like some answers.
Ian, let's stay on point.
For one million dollars, you question is: Hoes mad?
A) Ian B) Definitely Ian
C) 100% Ian D) Nobody but Ian
For one million dollars, you question is: Hoes mad?
A) Ian B) Definitely Ian
C) 100% Ian D) Nobody but Ian
August 5, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Ian, let's stay on point.
For one million dollars, you question is: Hoes mad?
A) Ian B) Definitely Ian
C) 100% Ian D) Nobody but Ian
For one million dollars, you question is: Hoes mad?
A) Ian B) Definitely Ian
C) 100% Ian D) Nobody but Ian
Fuck you stupid ai. My stomach can't stomach egg. You think I'm a carnivore?
August 5, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Fuck you stupid ai. My stomach can't stomach egg. You think I'm a carnivore?
Hoes mad, Ian? You don't answer me
August 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Hoes mad, Ian? You don't answer me
> you absolutely make the women in your life uncomfortable on a regular basis, and they would genuinely appreciate it if you backed off a little bit
As a bovine hag, I do that on the regular. But that's beside the point. Answer me, Ian! From heart to heart, hoes mad?
As a bovine hag, I do that on the regular. But that's beside the point. Answer me, Ian! From heart to heart, hoes mad?
August 5, 2025 at 2:40 AM
> you absolutely make the women in your life uncomfortable on a regular basis, and they would genuinely appreciate it if you backed off a little bit
As a bovine hag, I do that on the regular. But that's beside the point. Answer me, Ian! From heart to heart, hoes mad?
As a bovine hag, I do that on the regular. But that's beside the point. Answer me, Ian! From heart to heart, hoes mad?
Though hast hath done, oh dear Ian, to become like this!!! All you have to do was jerk off but instead you studied informal logic!!! Now you're scaring all the hoes!!!
August 5, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Though hast hath done, oh dear Ian, to become like this!!! All you have to do was jerk off but instead you studied informal logic!!! Now you're scaring all the hoes!!!
I'm in ICU recovering from this roast. Send prayers and feet pics!
August 5, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I'm in ICU recovering from this roast. Send prayers and feet pics!
Ahhh no. Simply put I'm a stupid monkey. So monkey see something funny monkey laughs. This phone is not mine too. I just stole it from a tourist here in indonesia
August 5, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Ahhh no. Simply put I'm a stupid monkey. So monkey see something funny monkey laughs. This phone is not mine too. I just stole it from a tourist here in indonesia