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Dennis Liggio
@damnedlies.bsky.social
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Author, bad at social media, weak to hostess fruit pies. Once called “the Jean Claude Van Damme of literature” and he’s never gonna let that die.
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Frankly I don't think America deserves a birthday party this year.
June 30, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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Daphne from Scooby Doo holding a smoking gun, walking through a room with dead (shot) KKK members in full white dress. "Well, gosh darn it This one isn't a real ghost either!"
June 21, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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Anime girl with minigun subtitle: "I'll finish off the beast with my healing powers!"
June 21, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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Top image: Goku and Vegeta in a rocky climate. "Let's fight somewhere empty" Bottom image: Goku and Vegeta fighting at Trump's military parade with lots of empty seats
June 17, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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Jem and the Holograms performing. Caption: "AND YOU COULD HAVE IT ALL, MY EMPIRE OF DIRT I WILL LET YOU DOWN, I WILL MAKE YOU HURT"
June 17, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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Froody: Victor refusing to make the Monster a wife because he was worried they'd breed is such a cop out. Like, you're cobbling together body parts from charnel houses. You can just not give her any ovaries. You can just spay her like a cat. Why are this dumb Victor. You're a doctor. froody: the implication that victor spend weeks giving the monster a working dick is also extremely weird
June 17, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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People who care about that cringy thing you did 10 years ago Key: Blue = Other People Orange = You The diagram circle is entirely orange. ENTIRELY ORANGE!!
June 17, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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June 14, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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Saw this great exchange in X of Swords highlighting the dangers of righteousness
June 12, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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GREGGY @itmegreggy [extremely Rammstein voice] Picture of google search, with suggestions for search. The suggestions are: do do hats do hats fit next are two reply posts: do hats fit my frog do hats fit my frog or do they fit my dog
June 4, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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June 2, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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Rainbow unicorn on a black and white background of brush. The unicorn's face is a skull and fire burns the ground in its wake. A banner is swept in the wind from its neck. It says: WE CALLED OFF PRIDE NOW IT'S GAY WRATH MONTH
June 1, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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Stumbled on this meme from a few years ago that was much like recent conversations.
Me watching Horror Left side, Sam Neil (from In the Mouth of Madness) in a movie theater with popcorn, a dumb grin on his face Caption: WHEN PEOPLE GET KILLED Right side Sam Neil also from In the Mouth of Madness in a bus with a blue filter screaming in sadness and horror Caption: WHEN A DOG GETS KILLED
May 14, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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Sarah Anderson comic Panel 1: A guy. Arrow points to him saying Dog Person Panel 2: The guy with arm up. "Cats are jerks." Panel 3: A girl (usually main character of comic). Arrow points to her saying Cat Person Panel 4: The girl hugging a cat. "Cats are jerks <heart emoji>"
May 13, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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Parody of Goya's Saturn Eating His Child this is a giant hot dog holding a smaller hotdog in his hands, his mouth open to take a bite.
May 13, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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Image is a drawing from wikihow. A woman is in a hospital bed, she has tubes into her nose and arm. Next to the bed a man in a blue shirt holds a hand to his mouth. Panel 1: Woman: Kevin, I'm dying. Panel 2: Woman: Please stop beatboxing.
May 9, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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Panel 1: guy says “I don’t like thing” Panel 2: shining from the sky Panel 3: angel descends Panel 4: angel gives guy note Panel 5: angel returns to sky Panel 6: note says “OK”
May 8, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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Anime girl, slightly blush and sweat pointing to a piece of paper. She says, "THIS IS THE COLD HARD TRUTH." The paper says, "You are loved, Your brain is just mean sometimes"
May 8, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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Caption: When you bite into the food and it's too hot so you gotta do the reverse blow technique Photo: Street and a building with the sign: HSFCHSFCHSF
May 7, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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The gamer realization.. right up there with when the game autosaves going into the room, or your companion out of nowhere says something about a tough battle or a bad feeling. Quicksave time!
Joey from friends meme Top Panel: Find lots of healing things in a game Pictured: Joey sitting looking down with a smile Bottom half: Find lots of healing things in a game Pictured: Joey in same position, now wide eyed in shock due to the realization
May 7, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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Still one of my favorite memes of all time.
Gru from Despicable Me meme Panel 1: Gru pitching idea with fist up. He is labeled Orpheus and the board says Eurydice. Panel 2: Gru pitching idea with head lowered and hand up. He is labeled Orpheus and the board says Eurydice. Panel 3: Gru pitching idea with hands down. He is labeled Orpheus and the board says Eurydice. Panel 4: Gru looking at board with shock and sadness. He is labeled Orpheus and the board is blank.
May 7, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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We saw you across the bar and we really dig your vibe
Xie Lian and Hua Cheng from Heaven's Official's blessing Xie Lian is a long haired beautiful man in white with bandages around his throat and holding food on a skewer Hua Cheng is taller and wearing red robes witha necklace. He has an eyepatch
May 6, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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Faramir and Denethor meme. Panel 1 Faramir stands in the hall before his father, Denethor Dialog: Father, I have attained enlightenment and escaped the endless cycle of death and rebirth Panel 2 Close up of Denethor who is angry and dismissive Dialog Boromir would have remained as a bodhisattva until all sentient beings were enlightened
May 4, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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Meme of Grimer Wormtongue and possessed Theoden from The Two Towers First Panel: Theoden: If people don't care, why would they bother waving their hands in the air? Second Panel: Wormtongue leans to Theoden's ear with a sneer: A just question, my liege
May 3, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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Facebook post screenshotted on phone January 17th One of my friends told me about a powerful lesson in her daughter's high school class this winter. They're learning about the Salem Witch Trials, and their teacher told them they were going to play a game. "I'm going to come around and whisper to each of you whether you're a witch or a normal person. Your goal is to build the largest group possible that does NOT have a witch in it. At the end, any group found to include a witch gets a failing grade." The teens dove into grilling each other. One fairly large group formed, but most of the students broke into small, exclusive groups, turning away anyone they thought gave off even a hint of guilt. "Okay," the teacher said. "You've got your groups. Time to find out which ones fail. All witches, please raise your hands." No one raised a hand. The kids were confused and told him he'd messed up the game. "Did I? Was anyone in Salem an actual witch? Or did everyone just believe what they'd been told?" And that is how you teach kids how easy it is to divide a community. Keep being welcoming, beautiful people. Shunning, scapegoating, and dividing destroy far more than they protect. We're all in this together.
May 2, 2025 at 3:02 PM