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sam wheat
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the crows axe their regards
I just want to write my story about two assassins who don't like each other but become allies and eventually lovers please🫠
October 22, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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Rookanis but that one Andy Virgil illo that is circulating on the bird app

I don't use Twitter anymore, but I have @lunafleurette.bsky.social to blame for sending me this reference and I thought Anya and Lucanis has got to be here

#lucanisdellamorte #rookanis #lucanis #dragonagetheveilguard
September 20, 2025 at 5:26 AM
me: *runs past Mila in the wetlands as she talks to her dad*
husband: is that a little girl talking?
me: it is. her name is Mila. she's a bad ass.
husband: how is a little girl a bad ass?
me: LET ME COUNT THE WAYS

he agreed. mila is a bad ass.
February 8, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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Remember.

The Crows rule Antiva.

And Treviso will be free.
February 5, 2025 at 6:24 PM
i'm fucking tired of making power points🫠
January 28, 2025 at 5:44 PM
if only I could🫠
A statement that bears repeating, no?
January 27, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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A statement that bears repeating, no?
January 21, 2025 at 5:40 PM
my neighbors looking me up in our directory and using my legal first name instead of my legal middle name like they're dead naming me and them feeling proud about it has got to be the most childish thing I've ever witnessed. like really? you think you won something from this? how pathetic...
January 27, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I'm truly left to wonder what people define as "radical left" when they say that's the track we were on under Biden. like... the fuck...
January 23, 2025 at 2:53 PM
"i don't care what the text book definition is. it doesn't fit what I think it means and therefore is incorrect."

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January 20, 2025 at 2:58 PM
so lemme get this straight... I write too casually for college classes and get points docked... then I write too emotionless and get accused of using AI. I can't fucking win🫠
January 16, 2025 at 8:48 PM
don't mind me just getting my cat content ready for it's rednote debut~
January 15, 2025 at 7:57 PM
didn't think firefly would be the apocalyptic sci-fi to best predict language paths but who else is on rednote teaching themselves mandarin?
a woman in a blue jacket is sitting under an umbrella with her legs crossed and smiling .
ALT: a woman in a blue jacket is sitting under an umbrella with her legs crossed and smiling .
media.tenor.com
January 15, 2025 at 7:02 PM
"great job. try to put the answers in your own words and summarize them. "

thanks, but they were my own words. just tell me you don't want me to write novels next time instead of implying I didn't write them.

still got a 100 so it's all good i guess 🤷‍♀️
January 15, 2025 at 4:44 PM
“Where other men blindly follow the truth. Remember, nothing is true.
Where other men are limited by morality or law, Remember, everything is permitted.” — Assassin's Creed.
January 8, 2025 at 8:44 AM