think the more important question here is how do you like them

oh man, sorry to hear that

[1 second into agonizing crawl through microwave saturated hell chamber] Ouch, ough, ooof... lets brainstorm some other angles we could approach this....

anyone not hearing this sung by peter gabriel: i don't fw you

this started playing right as I scrolled past this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrmAr4o9Gu0

The Oldsmobile Silhouette's doors were so dramatically pointed that they put warning labels inside the top of the door reminding you to not stab your head into it. maybe you should put one on your microwave door