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This is an unheard-of pay rate for poets, but anyone who takes this job is a scab, full stop.

When you have enough time to ask ChatGPT for a summary of a novel, but not enough time to check that you’re approaching the correct E. A. Bagby with your promo scam

I did not know it was International Cat Day! Here’s Mimi.

Googled how to turn off the AI Gemini feature in G Suite and got this. 10/10, no notes

Doing some basic research to write an elementary science passage. Thanks for nothing, AI:

Here’s your reminder that the Baguettes are the musical guests for Sanctuary at Aloft tomorrow night, and we’ll be collecting donations for Brave Space Alliance.
Tickets: aloftcircusarts.ticketleap.com/sanctuary/de...

ICYMI: we’re playing at the Butlington Bar on Friday, and we’ll have a donation bucket for the CA Community Foundation Wildfire Recovery Fund

Absolutely cursed announcement from a former client in K–12 educational publishing