AND YES THAT IS A LIL BIT OF YELLOW SNOW BECAUSE IM MATURE!
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and Damien’s personal favorite short story he has ever written - WAP: Weird Ass Phantom! I dunno, you should read it and lemme know if you like AntiPope as much as me! Probably not! I’m me!

It’s got horror, Damien Casey Bullshit ™️, and maybe a story that definitely IS(n’t) Wonder Woman vs Jesus. Not to even mention stories like the Zombies Ate My Neighbors riff, a Dean Koontz spoof(that Adam from Infested wants to actually murder Damien for putting in this book),

Thank you for the amazing cover!!!

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A journey filled with weird characters, even weirder Dugong knowledge, and some good deeds. Is it all genuine? Or is Lena up to something else… something that would maybe improve Tanner’s personality and save her from becoming… THE BRIDE OF THE LIVING CHAD!

Tanner finds a spell to resurrect her so he can… you know. The biggest issue is that she comes back looking like she vacationed in a tire fire. Lena convinces Tanner to go on a series of quests to restore her former beauty.

College student, total Chad, and all around puddle of machismo, Tanner Henry finds his new favorite pornstar, Lena White, in a gif… only to then find out she was burnt beyond recognition in a car fire.

We would sound like Kylesa for half of a song and then turn into Pig Destroyer

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Hadn’t planned to show until closer to the summer release, but Jurassic World Rebirth made me excited to tell you about my book with dinosaurs, cryptids, and dimensional travel.
Cover by the always amazing Joe Fogle from cryptoteeology

Mine has been doing this lately and I think the cause over here is I close my app before it’s sent and then it lives in the outbox for days/months/years. I only noticed because I’ve had a pop up say “mail sent” when I check my email and didn’t send anything but checked my sent.