Damien Owens
@damienowens.bsky.social
'It's called The Cones of Dunshire.'
November 15, 2025 at 11:56 PM
'It's called The Cones of Dunshire.'
Hard to know where to start with this. For now, let’s just note that he doesn’t have scisors, he has a nife.
October 18, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Hard to know where to start with this. For now, let’s just note that he doesn’t have scisors, he has a nife.
I see the Irish Times has a new 'Tip-offs' section.
October 13, 2025 at 9:13 AM
I see the Irish Times has a new 'Tip-offs' section.
I give you: m.media-amazon.com/images/I/61J...
October 6, 2025 at 10:42 AM
I give you: m.media-amazon.com/images/I/61J...
Given time, I bet she could have taught him some simple signs.
October 1, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Given time, I bet she could have taught him some simple signs.
Well, that’s going to be unpleasant.
September 13, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Well, that’s going to be unpleasant.
When you can’t finish your terrible president so you wrap it up and put it in the fridge for later.
September 2, 2025 at 9:01 AM
When you can’t finish your terrible president so you wrap it up and put it in the fridge for later.
Wow, Joker’s really phoning it in these days.
August 27, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Wow, Joker’s really phoning it in these days.
Ugh, here comes RFK Jr with another one of his 'ideas'.
August 8, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Ugh, here comes RFK Jr with another one of his 'ideas'.
I have every faith in OpenAI and their plans for all of us. They're much smarter than we are so let's just drop all the negativity, mmkay?
In unrelated news, please enjoy this graph from their launch of ChatGPT 5, in which 52.8 is a much higher number than 69.1, which is equal to 30.8.
In unrelated news, please enjoy this graph from their launch of ChatGPT 5, in which 52.8 is a much higher number than 69.1, which is equal to 30.8.
August 7, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I have every faith in OpenAI and their plans for all of us. They're much smarter than we are so let's just drop all the negativity, mmkay?
In unrelated news, please enjoy this graph from their launch of ChatGPT 5, in which 52.8 is a much higher number than 69.1, which is equal to 30.8.
In unrelated news, please enjoy this graph from their launch of ChatGPT 5, in which 52.8 is a much higher number than 69.1, which is equal to 30.8.
If this many people showed up in my home town to tell me to fuck off, off I would most assuredly fuck.
June 14, 2025 at 11:45 PM
If this many people showed up in my home town to tell me to fuck off, off I would most assuredly fuck.
Feels like a day for Good Bones, although, aren’t they all?
June 9, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Feels like a day for Good Bones, although, aren’t they all?
You've made a powerful enemy today, YouTube algorithm.
May 15, 2025 at 11:02 PM
You've made a powerful enemy today, YouTube algorithm.
Fair play to this lad, he’s Popey AF. Looks like he was born Popin’.
May 12, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Fair play to this lad, he’s Popey AF. Looks like he was born Popin’.
This Dublin bus vandal has very poor recall of Hitler’s hairdo.
May 12, 2025 at 11:20 AM
This Dublin bus vandal has very poor recall of Hitler’s hairdo.
To the tune of Eric Carmen's 1975 hit All By Myself:
May 8, 2025 at 9:14 PM
To the tune of Eric Carmen's 1975 hit All By Myself:
Wow, what a horrific typo. Right on the cover.
May 2, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Wow, what a horrific typo. Right on the cover.
America during the Biden administration.
April 25, 2025 at 4:48 PM
America during the Biden administration.
Watching the news these days.
April 22, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Watching the news these days.
How I imagine it went at Sony headquarters:
‘Oh no, I forgot to commission the logo for our new app! The deadline’s in ninety seconds and I only have access to Microsoft Paint!’
‘Oh no, I forgot to commission the logo for our new app! The deadline’s in ninety seconds and I only have access to Microsoft Paint!’
April 17, 2025 at 8:11 PM
How I imagine it went at Sony headquarters:
‘Oh no, I forgot to commission the logo for our new app! The deadline’s in ninety seconds and I only have access to Microsoft Paint!’
‘Oh no, I forgot to commission the logo for our new app! The deadline’s in ninety seconds and I only have access to Microsoft Paint!’
When you're delighted with how thoroughly you've ruined the portaloo for the next person.
April 17, 2025 at 1:20 PM
When you're delighted with how thoroughly you've ruined the portaloo for the next person.
It’s like the whole world is run by this prick now, only this time around he also ruins the environment and is much beloved by incel fascists.
April 12, 2025 at 1:56 PM
It’s like the whole world is run by this prick now, only this time around he also ruins the environment and is much beloved by incel fascists.
Good idea, Zara, yeah. Might try this look. Tired of living anyway.
April 6, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Good idea, Zara, yeah. Might try this look. Tired of living anyway.