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Damian Maffei
@damianmaffei.bsky.social
The Strangers Prey at Night 💼
HAUNT😈
Wrong Turn 🦌 💀
Black Eyed Susan 🤖 🤛
Merry Christmas Eve!

You know what to watch tonight.

PARDON?

#JustLikeHavingAWartRemoved

🎄🦄 👁️
December 24, 2024 at 9:25 PM
Holiday road trip with me and the kids, 18, 12, and 7 years old. Blessed.
December 21, 2024 at 8:13 PM
Despite what the internet is telling you, the greatest horror movie ever made was released on October 11th, 1974 in Canada. It was released in the US on May 14th.

But I’m glad they’re celebrating you anyway, baby. You deserve it. I love you.
December 20, 2024 at 9:18 PM
Time for Black Christmas, greatest horror movie ever made.And this other movie. @newbeverly.bsky.social
December 11, 2024 at 6:16 AM
Time to put this discussion to rest:

#TheStrangers #PreyatNight

👏 Is 👏 A 👏 Christmas 👏 Movie 👏

No, of course that’s ridiculous. But there are holiday elements to it! And nobody tells you what to watch or when to watch it, do they bb?
December 7, 2024 at 6:07 PM
December 2, 2024 at 1:12 AM
This holiday season, give them the gift they’ve always wanted.

Or, send them a video by me. Disappointing, but probably a lot cheaper.

I’ll do Johnny stuff, but there is a line in regards to the debauchery and REALLY bizarre requests I’ll fulfill.

v.cameo.com/e/UdjqFu0oXOb
November 30, 2024 at 10:35 PM
The only way to see Black Eyed Susan UNCUT & UNCENSORED is:

The Vinegar Syndrome Blu-ray, on sale right now: vinegarsyndrome.com/products/bla...

Or, join me @cinematicvoid.bsky.social on December 9th: www.americancinematheque.com/now-showing/...

All streaming will have the watered down version.
November 29, 2024 at 6:48 PM
Hoping your Thanksgiving is full of good friends, tasty food, and fun surprises.
November 28, 2024 at 7:08 PM
It was always cats at the other place, so here’s my dog, Bluskies. His name is Special Agent Dale Cooper. He likes branches and has a bloodlust for every living thing outside the house, and those that come in. You’re looking at an apex predator. Keep your distance.
November 18, 2024 at 12:37 AM
Los Angeles

December 9th

Watch Black Eyed Susan with myself at the incomparable @cinematicvoid.bsky.social

Family (stay home), friends, morally decent humans: You’ve been warned.

For the brave & the bold…

The future is Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Robots.

www.americancinematheque.com/now-showing/...
November 15, 2024 at 2:55 AM
Found a weird old guy sitting by himself at the theater to see #Heretic and it’s me. Got Red Vines in my pocket.
November 13, 2024 at 2:20 AM