Damian Holbrook
damianholbrook.bsky.social
Damian Holbrook
@damianholbrook.bsky.social
TV Guide Magazine Senior Writer, "Cheer & Jeers" columnist, unabashed television enthusiast, moderator and podcast-guester. Dogs, books, tattoos, Hallmark, home design, superheroes, horror movies and real housewives are my shit. Oh, and huge gay.
He sounds like the type of dumb that accidentally causes their own death in a ridiculous way.
November 7, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Awww thank you!
November 7, 2025 at 5:13 PM
lol glad to help!
November 7, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Oh the cast is killer. And the costumes are next level.
November 7, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Oh god…they had no idea Niagara Falls was here. “I thought it was like, Canada Canada.”

What does that even mean?!
November 5, 2025 at 11:27 PM
We took off so I couldn’t hear over the sound of the plane, but at one point there was singing. Also…
Girl: Look at the city. I wonder what it’s like at the holidays with all the lights.
Boy: Probably brighter. Because extra lights make things brighter.

So it’s definitely not a scholastic team.
November 5, 2025 at 11:21 PM
No thank god!!
November 5, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Girl now saying “we were meant to be here on Earth, the father wants us here not on another planet.”
😬
November 5, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Wait. One of the guys just said they’re on the way to a wedding, the “first marriage in their community.” Are they in a cult?!?
November 5, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Now the young girl is saying “I just think there’s something more than us. Look at like, wood furniture. It doesn’t just happen. The earth and eternity made that tree and someone had to be divinely led to chop it down and make it something else.”
November 5, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I think he’s bemused because they’re not being combative, just sweetly, dimly inquisitive.”
November 5, 2025 at 9:34 PM
All of the adults on this very small plane keep exchanging knowing looks, like “okaaay Zoomers.”
November 5, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Now she wants to know if he’s ever had any memories of what could have been past lives. I think they may be high AF.
November 5, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Young lady just told the older atheist that “time was created so we’d know when things begin and end. I genuinely just thought of that.”
November 5, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Same kid is now explaining how the plane uses thrust to overcome gravity, which is somehow related to believing in God. Because he created gravity, I guess?
November 5, 2025 at 9:08 PM
You don’t know my life!!
October 24, 2025 at 11:26 PM
WHAT?!
September 18, 2025 at 9:58 PM