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A. Elizabeth West
@damewritesalot.bsky.social
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Writer, lover of science, all-around geek. Get books at boomkaartbooks.com
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Post something random or you'll have an awful December.
The ears and eyes of an orange cat poking up out of a very fluffy comforter
November 18, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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🤣🤣🤣

@fakehistoryhunter.net
Painting of a medieval woman adjusting a medieval man's armor. The quote caption says, "I love the outfit, Susan, I'm just worried it makes me look middle aged."
November 4, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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Look what I found at Aldi
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
A box of Kelloggs Stranger Things Demogorgon Crunch cereal with upside down marshmallows. The creature on the box looks like a flower with teeth.
November 1, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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Stolen from Farcebook
PSA - Be the village this Halloween! Consider adding shelf-stable kid foods to your treat buckets. With SNAP benefits delayed, some families are struggling more than usual. Let's support our neighbors in small but meaningful ways. Include ramen cups, microwave mac and cheese, protein bar, snack pudding packs, chips or pretzels, mini muffins. Every little bit helps keep a child's belly full and shows that kindness can be just as sweet as candy.
October 26, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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Its funny because its true 🤣
Store display of Bugles corn snacks that says "America's #1 finger hat"
October 11, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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Stolen from tumblr
(saywhat-politics)
White text on black background - Always remember: The people telling you vaccines are bad for you are ALL vaccinated — so are their kids, and so are their grandkids. They just don't want YOU vaccinated.
September 25, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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It's soup season!
Sharing some mums I bought 🙂
A pot of small purple chrysanthemums sits on a little blue table next to a brick wall. The railing of the narrow apartment walkway is at left.
September 23, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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September 14, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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The coffin-shaped box for Dark Shadows: The Complete Original Series DVD set is open and the inside of it looks like dark red upholstery. The picture on the back of all the DVD cases shows vampire Barnabas Collins reclining in his coffin.
August 28, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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Omg this box is huge! #DarkShadows

I have been waiting for this to go on sale -- it's been on my wishlist for literal YEARS, lol
Large coffin-shaped box for Dark Shadows: The Complete Original Series DVD set shows a creepy vampire lurking. A remote control rests on the left side of the box for scale.
August 28, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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Stolen from Farcebook
Meme: Picture of a frowning teenage boy sitting on a motorcycle, looking at the viewer with distrust. Above his head it says "John Connor watching y'all make friends with AI"
July 29, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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@jeremycshipp.bsky.social THEY ARE SO CUTE I LOVE THEM 😭🥰
Cosmic ghost earrings hang cutely from French hooks poked through a colored card. Both are triangle shaped with grey faces. One has two eyes above a sad frown; the other is one-eyed and smiling. They are covered with tiny hand-embroidered stars.
July 18, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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Just me trying to tell my brother about his pic of Devil's Tower in Wyoming. 😑 #autocorrectfail
That you got there is a clown of basalt. Also a landing pad for little aliens laughing squint emoji Column, not clown you ducking phone Fucking, omg
July 6, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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My applesauce cup loved it
laughing face caused by divots in a cup of applesauce
July 5, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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In those years, people will say. we lost track of the meaning of we, of you we found ourselves reduced to I and the whole thing became silly, ironic, terrible; we were trying to live a personal life and yes, that was the only life we could bear witness to But the great dark birds of history screamed and plunged into our personal weather They were headed somewhere else but their beaks and pinions drove along the shore, through the rags of fog where we stood, saying I – Adrienne Rich In Those Years
July 4, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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Thanks, Gabino!
What if ghosts could really come back? Ghost hunter Chris Taylor invents a device that makes it happen, but nothing about it goes the way he expected. 😂 TUNERVILLE

"The perfect beach read!" - my coworker
"100% AI-free!" - me
A Kindle e-reader sits on the sand between a hat and a pair of sunglasses, in front of a rocky landscape and blue water. The book cover on the screen shows a shadowy figure on a blue field of hexagonal lights and the title Tunerville in orange font. The book is by A. Elizabeth West.
June 27, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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@bruceshark.bsky.social hee hee
Top pic: sharks according to media and pop culture. A great white with a scary toothy open mouth leaping up as though it's about to chew you to bits! Bottom pic: sharks in real life. A placid fish with its mouth closed and a caption that says "Imma do a swim, blub blub"
June 12, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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EVERYBODY SHUT UP NO SPOILERS

I already know it's vampires, but SHHHHHHHH
Ticket booking for Sinners with location redacted bc the internet. Below the time and date, it says "Y'all don't need my seat number either"
May 31, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MEEEE 🥳

(This is a pin. I made it. I'm wearing it, lol)
Tiny fuzzy teddy bear wearing a tall red party hat and holding pink and blue flowers sits on a white surface
May 28, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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Good morning
Romance novel-style illustration of a woman in a pink Regency dress among roses with a smoking hot shirtless man. They are about to kiss. The woman says, "Undress me with your words darling." The man answers, "There's a spider in your bra."
May 19, 2025 at 11:36 AM
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WE DON'T NEED NO EDUCATION, WE DON'T NEED NO THOUGHT CONTROL
In a still from The Sound of Music, the Von Trapp children sit in a mountainside meadow facing Maria. She is holding a guitar as she sings to them.
May 3, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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While eating my breakfast, I heard a barnyard noise that was very familiar from the days on my ex's farm.

I have been visited by the infamous Boston turkeys! 🤣🤣🤣
May 1, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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I thought last week's episode was the end of folk horror TV show #Gannibal, but it was this week. Whew!

I'm satisfied with it. 🥰

Watch it on Hulu and D+ (I was really surprised that this was a DISNEY show!)
Promotional title card for Gannibal. A bloody Japanese man stands close to the viewer at left. Behind him is a burning village. The title is near the bottom in Japanese.
April 26, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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Stolen from Facebook 🤣
Cartoon woman to man: "You promised you wouldn't play Wonderwall anymore." Bearded man with guitar: "I said maybe"
April 25, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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I made this Thor: Ragnarok meme a long time ago and I can't remember if I ever posted it, but here you go #HappyEaster
Meme of the Battle of Bifrost Bridge from Thor: Ragnarok. Pissed off Jesus descends on bolts of lightning toward a pile of rapey evangelical GOPers on Rapture Day who think only cishet white Christians will go to heaven. Behind them is everyone else, watching with popcorn.
April 20, 2025 at 6:19 PM