Peabody MA. 🤌🧑‍🍳

Tamiflubecue is my middle name! Can I sue for that?

The fact that the world’s richest human ejaculated a demand to “fuck yourself in the face” to the vacuum of social media’s ether is mind-numbingly appropriate to me. What a skedooshe.

And a happy snoot year!

On the other hand, butthole bleach.

For the first time ever, xkcd hurt my brain.

Rick Moranis shall forever be known as Moramos.

Moramos as MicMac on SCTV is the stuff of legend. LEGEND. youtu.be/b0HzWMqLeiE?...

I just checked out a metal detector from my library. Found nothing so far, but hey, free metal detector.

Trump outright declares clemency and commuted sentences to Jan 6th rioters, while appointing a kakistocratic cabinet bent on destroying their department charges, and the right’s still butthurt over a man pardoning his son for non-violent crimes committed while an addict. Get bent, clowns.

If they get knocked down, do they get up again?

Why does every other planetary moon in our solar system have a proper name, and Earth’s is just Moon? Luna isn’t even official.

Giving muppet. Awesome.

High fhive! 🖐️