Damen Irving
@damenirving.bsky.social
Journalist by day, poster by night. I like Great Lakes and I cannot lie.
Recovering Michigander living in Chicago.
Recovering Michigander living in Chicago.
December vs. January
December 25, 2025 at 12:41 AM
December vs. January
Every right you have came at cost of someone’s life—often times very many lives—and when the govt takes them away, they don’t just give them back just bc someone else takes office. Thanks.
December 24, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Every right you have came at cost of someone’s life—often times very many lives—and when the govt takes them away, they don’t just give them back just bc someone else takes office. Thanks.
I watch red letter media’s review of the Star Wars holiday special every year around this time and this time it makes me sad bc it’s now 11 years old and the hack frauds are the age I am now. Life comes at you fast
December 24, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I watch red letter media’s review of the Star Wars holiday special every year around this time and this time it makes me sad bc it’s now 11 years old and the hack frauds are the age I am now. Life comes at you fast
Trump’s conquest of France moment would be getting a movie made starring himself like in “a season for all burns” from the simpsons
December 23, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Trump’s conquest of France moment would be getting a movie made starring himself like in “a season for all burns” from the simpsons
Whoever made refuse and refuse be different words was a dickhead
December 23, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Whoever made refuse and refuse be different words was a dickhead
Gilgamesh has withstood the trials of millennia by grappling with one of mankind’s oldest struggles: two people becoming friends as adults.
December 23, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Gilgamesh has withstood the trials of millennia by grappling with one of mankind’s oldest struggles: two people becoming friends as adults.
The story of the 21st century:
China: Do nothing, win
America: Be stupid, somehow not lose
China: Do nothing, win
America: Be stupid, somehow not lose
December 23, 2025 at 3:36 PM
The story of the 21st century:
China: Do nothing, win
America: Be stupid, somehow not lose
China: Do nothing, win
America: Be stupid, somehow not lose
The U.S. will strike Venezuela with air strikes and use marines to take some coastal areas. We’ll all flip out that we’re doing another Iraq. Then the second it looks like it’ll go a little sideways he’ll pull them all out. He’ll act like nothing happened and then we’ll look like a bunch of assholes
December 23, 2025 at 3:24 PM
The U.S. will strike Venezuela with air strikes and use marines to take some coastal areas. We’ll all flip out that we’re doing another Iraq. Then the second it looks like it’ll go a little sideways he’ll pull them all out. He’ll act like nothing happened and then we’ll look like a bunch of assholes
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WATCH: Here's the segment CBS News pulled from "60 Minutes" last night
December 22, 2025 at 10:28 PM
WATCH: Here's the segment CBS News pulled from "60 Minutes" last night
Once again, I am developing cocaine-era Stephan king levels of paranoia because of last night’s loss that I will use to bother everyone around me for the next year #lions
December 22, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Once again, I am developing cocaine-era Stephan king levels of paranoia because of last night’s loss that I will use to bother everyone around me for the next year #lions
Guys, saying the affordability crisis is a myth is a really good idea. People will definitely like us for saying that.
December 22, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Guys, saying the affordability crisis is a myth is a really good idea. People will definitely like us for saying that.
Also the democrats are poisoning the food supply which is increasing autism rates but also its vaccines, but also jill down the road (you know jill) got covid for the ninth time and is in the hospital again and its not looking good
December 22, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Also the democrats are poisoning the food supply which is increasing autism rates but also its vaccines, but also jill down the road (you know jill) got covid for the ninth time and is in the hospital again and its not looking good
I am sorry to report that for another year, the myth that schools have literally boxes in class rooms for kids who think they are cats is alive and well in small town america
December 22, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I am sorry to report that for another year, the myth that schools have literally boxes in class rooms for kids who think they are cats is alive and well in small town america
It’s looking more like Ben Johnson was the nerd Dan Campbell copied off of.
December 22, 2025 at 4:02 AM
It’s looking more like Ben Johnson was the nerd Dan Campbell copied off of.
Legit, there is a guy smoking cigarettes in a dimly lit office in Arlington, Virginia who has a vendetta against the #lions and has a direct line to the refs so they makes call insane but plausible enough to drive us insane.
December 22, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Legit, there is a guy smoking cigarettes in a dimly lit office in Arlington, Virginia who has a vendetta against the #lions and has a direct line to the refs so they makes call insane but plausible enough to drive us insane.
Listen, I don’t think pro sports is rigged like it would appear in a mob movie or something, but I have never been convinced more that is true than I am right now #lions
December 22, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Listen, I don’t think pro sports is rigged like it would appear in a mob movie or something, but I have never been convinced more that is true than I am right now #lions
Hmm... I've got a proposal.
December 12, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Hmm... I've got a proposal.
Why are democrats not saying anything?????
September 15, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Why are democrats not saying anything?????
Like modernist art, Rock and roll was a tool used to win the Cold War. It’s over and that’s why we’re not minting new bands, which is why we’re still playing excepts of ACDC’s Back in Black as bumpers between plays at NFL games.
September 14, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Like modernist art, Rock and roll was a tool used to win the Cold War. It’s over and that’s why we’re not minting new bands, which is why we’re still playing excepts of ACDC’s Back in Black as bumpers between plays at NFL games.
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Once again watching a Lions game
September 14, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Once again watching a Lions game
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Evangelicals want New Testament grace for themselves while open carrying Old Testament God against everyone else.
September 14, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Evangelicals want New Testament grace for themselves while open carrying Old Testament God against everyone else.
Thank you cowboys for ending this miserable game so the rest of us can watch the interesting game
September 14, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Thank you cowboys for ending this miserable game so the rest of us can watch the interesting game
Giants vs Cowboys? Can they both lose?
September 14, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Giants vs Cowboys? Can they both lose?
Omg will giants or cowboys score already so the rest of us can watch the exciting game that’s on?
September 14, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Omg will giants or cowboys score already so the rest of us can watch the exciting game that’s on?