DaMattHook
@damatthook.bsky.social
Resign. You're not up for this fight or this moment in history. None of you are. That much is obvious.
This is all you are.
This is all you are.
November 10, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Resign. You're not up for this fight or this moment in history. None of you are. That much is obvious.
This is all you are.
This is all you are.
I know he's not on Bluesky (sadly) but Jeff is one of my best friends and I find this so fucking awesome. I worked with him when the original photo was taken - Svobo might have been more hungover than Gronk!
November 1, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I know he's not on Bluesky (sadly) but Jeff is one of my best friends and I find this so fucking awesome. I worked with him when the original photo was taken - Svobo might have been more hungover than Gronk!
I think the dog likes my new inflatable dino suit.
October 17, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I think the dog likes my new inflatable dino suit.
If the Bucs were in the orange pants it would have been absolute perfection.
October 5, 2025 at 10:26 PM
If the Bucs were in the orange pants it would have been absolute perfection.
Kyle Kinane is still the best.
October 4, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Kyle Kinane is still the best.
September 28, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I mean, look at the gray spot on her adorable nose.
September 23, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I mean, look at the gray spot on her adorable nose.
See? This is so classy.
September 5, 2025 at 2:04 AM
See? This is so classy.
Me: I really should get out of my house more on weekends.
What I see when I do actually go somewhere.
Going back home.
What I see when I do actually go somewhere.
Going back home.
August 9, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Me: I really should get out of my house more on weekends.
What I see when I do actually go somewhere.
Going back home.
What I see when I do actually go somewhere.
Going back home.
Share a photo of someone who wouldn't last a quarter in Ypsilanti.
July 31, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Share a photo of someone who wouldn't last a quarter in Ypsilanti.
I assume this is what he'll hear at the Pearly Gates.
July 24, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I assume this is what he'll hear at the Pearly Gates.
Well let me roll my half-paralyzed, fully blind and dying mother out of her bed and get her to the farm!
She still has value that can be exploited from her failing body! All praise to Lord God Capitalism! Consume!
She still has value that can be exploited from her failing body! All praise to Lord God Capitalism! Consume!
July 8, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Well let me roll my half-paralyzed, fully blind and dying mother out of her bed and get her to the farm!
She still has value that can be exploited from her failing body! All praise to Lord God Capitalism! Consume!
She still has value that can be exploited from her failing body! All praise to Lord God Capitalism! Consume!