I made fun of a college friend for using y’all all the time, and then I moved to Texas. After about a decade I reconnected with that college friend and apologized since I’d started using it constantly

I keep coming back to professor Farnsworth in Futurama “to shreds, you say?”

My partner likes her figs with fresh mozzarella and prosciutto

I’d do it all for the nookie, of course

Just pure, glorious chaos, and a siren to phaselock the Claptraps when it gets too hairy. Or you get tired of hearing a half dozen Claptraps. Whichever comes first.

Gotta go with 6 Claptraps and Amara

I do too, except it filtered through the Simpsons and morphed into “Indeedily”

We also have a cat, and both of them routinely crop dust us. My partner gets the brunt of it because she works from home, but I swear the two of them are having some sort of competition

Our dog burps, and acts surprised by it, which is adorable

I quit cold turkey in January 2021 in the days after watching the insurrection, not sure I’d be able to do that now though.

I have a 12” Staub skillet, it’s cast iron but it’s enameled so less fussy. Expensive, though. My favorite is the Staub All Day pan, it’s only 11” but it’s also got a glass dome lid. I use it for almost everything.

Grew up about an hour south of Fresno, got my BA in theatre at CSU Fresno, and I try to avoid thinking about the accursed place

This is my dog and crab parts at the beach. Maybe warmer weather will speed the process so she can make the connection, but I doubt it…