I think it should be a legacyquel thing directed by Shawn Levy where Gizmo is a depressed has-been who teams up with Lenny (he’s good now) and some That Amblin Feel-style teens to take on a back-from-the-dead Brain Gremlin, now voiced by Ryan Reynolds. And it looks really washed out for some reason.

Gotta hand it to him, it would be pretty funny if that was somebody’s job. Like you’re making small talk with your wife’s friend’s husband and ask what he does and he says he munches turds off the ground

Ghostwatch!

If I were an editor at the Times and the origins of the largest protest in American history had completely eluded me because I saw nothing about it on the platform I use to get my information about the national mood, I might wonder if there’s an issue with the source

It honestly probably rocks to go through life reacting to stimuli by picking from “Fuck around and find out,” “Let that sink in,” and “Make it make sense” like they’re RPG dialogue options, before your brain returns to screensaver mode

“At issues“