Daltos
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Every episode of TLOU:
Character of the Week: Okay we have to be quiet
Ellie: I made noise
Character of the Week: I died because of the noise you made
Ellie looking sad at camera: Maybe I should learn to make less noise
Character of the Week: Okay we have to be quiet
Ellie: I made noise
Character of the Week: I died because of the noise you made
Ellie looking sad at camera: Maybe I should learn to make less noise
May 6, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Every episode of TLOU:
Character of the Week: Okay we have to be quiet
Ellie: I made noise
Character of the Week: I died because of the noise you made
Ellie looking sad at camera: Maybe I should learn to make less noise
Character of the Week: Okay we have to be quiet
Ellie: I made noise
Character of the Week: I died because of the noise you made
Ellie looking sad at camera: Maybe I should learn to make less noise
You're telling me it's the best final fantasy game in years and it outs weird people who are insistent about Maelles age??
April 30, 2025 at 3:12 PM
You're telling me it's the best final fantasy game in years and it outs weird people who are insistent about Maelles age??
prying open the Lament Configuration and reassembling it like cheating at a rubicks cube
April 20, 2025 at 3:58 PM
prying open the Lament Configuration and reassembling it like cheating at a rubicks cube
apparently half my apartment complex caught on fire last night without me realizing it
April 18, 2025 at 7:29 PM
apparently half my apartment complex caught on fire last night without me realizing it
if my fingers were tongues id grab a bald guys head like a palantir
April 14, 2025 at 5:01 PM
if my fingers were tongues id grab a bald guys head like a palantir
drop your pants and lift your shirt at the urinal like a first grader is the most efficient move but no one wants to do it because of 'societal norms'
April 13, 2025 at 9:47 PM
drop your pants and lift your shirt at the urinal like a first grader is the most efficient move but no one wants to do it because of 'societal norms'
loving the Blue Prince review section
April 12, 2025 at 5:21 AM
loving the Blue Prince review section
Billy Mitchell has the potential to do the funniest thing ever and stream a donkey kong run
April 3, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Billy Mitchell has the potential to do the funniest thing ever and stream a donkey kong run
Running a marathon is one of the hardest things a human can do outside of criticize I Saw The TV Glow online
March 29, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Running a marathon is one of the hardest things a human can do outside of criticize I Saw The TV Glow online
35% off on twitch subs but Amazon passed the savings buck off on the streamers instead of eating the discount.
I appreciate the marketing for subs but that's absolutely brutal to small time creators.
I appreciate the marketing for subs but that's absolutely brutal to small time creators.
March 28, 2025 at 4:40 PM
35% off on twitch subs but Amazon passed the savings buck off on the streamers instead of eating the discount.
I appreciate the marketing for subs but that's absolutely brutal to small time creators.
I appreciate the marketing for subs but that's absolutely brutal to small time creators.
remember when scar went full nazi or are forgetting that
March 27, 2025 at 8:18 PM
remember when scar went full nazi or are forgetting that
if a white person says aw fiddlesticks you KNOW their plans have just been laid to ruin
March 20, 2025 at 3:43 PM
if a white person says aw fiddlesticks you KNOW their plans have just been laid to ruin
are mall katanas made in the mall forge
March 15, 2025 at 10:46 PM
are mall katanas made in the mall forge
someone links you a discord screen shot in light mode
March 13, 2025 at 11:32 PM
someone links you a discord screen shot in light mode
I understand some of the leader choices but I don't know why they put Russell Westbrook in Civ 7
March 12, 2025 at 6:17 AM
I understand some of the leader choices but I don't know why they put Russell Westbrook in Civ 7
All sex accessories involving my neck, it is 17 inches in circumference. I just measured it this morning. You're welcome
March 9, 2025 at 5:22 PM
All sex accessories involving my neck, it is 17 inches in circumference. I just measured it this morning. You're welcome
Whoever decided to hide city states unless you're standing directly on top of them at Firaxis needs to be fired out of a cannon into a wall
March 5, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Whoever decided to hide city states unless you're standing directly on top of them at Firaxis needs to be fired out of a cannon into a wall
I hate that I have to jack off corn to get all the threads off the cob
March 4, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I hate that I have to jack off corn to get all the threads off the cob
I bet the seafood boil in the Cambrian Age went wild
February 22, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I bet the seafood boil in the Cambrian Age went wild
they invented this when you were a kid specifically to kill you
February 11, 2025 at 5:36 PM
they invented this when you were a kid specifically to kill you
Do you want this handful of corn? No? What if I... exploded it
January 17, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Do you want this handful of corn? No? What if I... exploded it