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Daltos
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im daltos from the yogscast

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Every episode of TLOU:

Character of the Week: Okay we have to be quiet
Ellie: I made noise
Character of the Week: I died because of the noise you made
Ellie looking sad at camera: Maybe I should learn to make less noise
May 6, 2025 at 3:50 AM
You're telling me it's the best final fantasy game in years and it outs weird people who are insistent about Maelles age??
April 30, 2025 at 3:12 PM
prying open the Lament Configuration and reassembling it like cheating at a rubicks cube
April 20, 2025 at 3:58 PM
apparently half my apartment complex caught on fire last night without me realizing it
April 18, 2025 at 7:29 PM
if my fingers were tongues id grab a bald guys head like a palantir
April 14, 2025 at 5:01 PM
drop your pants and lift your shirt at the urinal like a first grader is the most efficient move but no one wants to do it because of 'societal norms'
April 13, 2025 at 9:47 PM
loving the Blue Prince review section
April 12, 2025 at 5:21 AM
ah phooey!
April 5, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Billy Mitchell has the potential to do the funniest thing ever and stream a donkey kong run
April 3, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Running a marathon is one of the hardest things a human can do outside of criticize I Saw The TV Glow online
March 29, 2025 at 4:28 PM
35% off on twitch subs but Amazon passed the savings buck off on the streamers instead of eating the discount.

I appreciate the marketing for subs but that's absolutely brutal to small time creators.
March 28, 2025 at 4:40 PM
remember when scar went full nazi or are forgetting that
March 27, 2025 at 8:18 PM
if a white person says aw fiddlesticks you KNOW their plans have just been laid to ruin
March 20, 2025 at 3:43 PM
are mall katanas made in the mall forge
March 15, 2025 at 10:46 PM
someone links you a discord screen shot in light mode
March 13, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I understand some of the leader choices but I don't know why they put Russell Westbrook in Civ 7
March 12, 2025 at 6:17 AM
All sex accessories involving my neck, it is 17 inches in circumference. I just measured it this morning. You're welcome
March 9, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Whoever decided to hide city states unless you're standing directly on top of them at Firaxis needs to be fired out of a cannon into a wall
March 5, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I hate that I have to jack off corn to get all the threads off the cob
March 4, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I bet the seafood boil in the Cambrian Age went wild
February 22, 2025 at 5:29 PM
they invented this when you were a kid specifically to kill you
February 11, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Do you want this handful of corn? No? What if I... exploded it
January 17, 2025 at 6:42 PM
beenis
December 12, 2024 at 5:34 PM