You never know what you are going to be gifted when you have a friend who spends too much time on Facebook Marketplace.

The full notification:

Almost had a heart attack

Philadelphia Phillies baseball

Based on an extremely low-effort analysis of my source (the @baseball-reference.com search bar), there have been two players in MLB history with last names starting with "Luz-". Now that Jesús Luzardo is in Philadelphia, both players have been Phillies. The other player in question? Greg Luzinzski.

Robin Roberts: American Hero