Dalton J. Swink
@daltonjswink.bsky.social
writer director basically cool as fuck gay guy
how many kids do you think were taught to thank the bus driver by Fortnite?
January 5, 2026 at 5:55 PM
how many kids do you think were taught to thank the bus driver by Fortnite?
you ever take a big creative shit?
December 9, 2025 at 7:17 AM
you ever take a big creative shit?
my nose sounds like Shailene Woodley screaming in that hunger games ripoff movie
December 1, 2025 at 1:14 AM
my nose sounds like Shailene Woodley screaming in that hunger games ripoff movie
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me writing abt wicked
me writing abt wicked
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What Wicked Fever Says About American Culture in a New Age of Fascism
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November 25, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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me writing abt wicked
me writing abt wicked
if any piece of art inspires real change, it will be Deniz Camp’s comic books
November 15, 2025 at 12:30 AM
if any piece of art inspires real change, it will be Deniz Camp’s comic books
actually video games counts as an Artist Date i said so
November 14, 2025 at 7:03 AM
actually video games counts as an Artist Date i said so
The Prom is probably one of the worst musicals ever written but i often get the hankering to listen to it and cry
November 11, 2025 at 5:04 PM
The Prom is probably one of the worst musicals ever written but i often get the hankering to listen to it and cry
going to work as a performative male today (i pretend i like sport)
November 8, 2025 at 7:42 PM
going to work as a performative male today (i pretend i like sport)
all i’m saying is Guillermo del Toro
November 8, 2025 at 3:24 AM
all i’m saying is Guillermo del Toro
hey you’re cool what if we made a film together
October 28, 2025 at 2:20 PM
hey you’re cool what if we made a film together
i feel like glee was a psyop against everyone in the cast and also me
October 24, 2025 at 3:26 AM
i feel like glee was a psyop against everyone in the cast and also me
this was, in fact, about me misunderstanding how emails work
I am begging you to READ your emails. If you’re confused by what they say, READ THEM AGAIN! Chances are you missed an important detail because you were so caught up in your own insecurities
October 23, 2025 at 3:50 PM
this was, in fact, about me misunderstanding how emails work
I am begging you to READ your emails. If you’re confused by what they say, READ THEM AGAIN! Chances are you missed an important detail because you were so caught up in your own insecurities
October 23, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I am begging you to READ your emails. If you’re confused by what they say, READ THEM AGAIN! Chances are you missed an important detail because you were so caught up in your own insecurities
Anyone for some light reading? I’m starting a journey of reflective personal essays and my old poetry to accompany them here. Click the link to read The Butterfly: Part 1
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The Butterfly: Part 1
the lives we lead
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October 21, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Anyone for some light reading? I’m starting a journey of reflective personal essays and my old poetry to accompany them here. Click the link to read The Butterfly: Part 1
substack.com/@daltonjswin...
substack.com/@daltonjswin...
honestly what is a fruit roll up
October 19, 2025 at 6:28 AM
honestly what is a fruit roll up
you all want my nachos so bad
October 15, 2025 at 7:37 PM
you all want my nachos so bad
my sleep schedule has me dead beat at 4 pm but sssoooo excited at 2 am
October 12, 2025 at 6:47 AM
my sleep schedule has me dead beat at 4 pm but sssoooo excited at 2 am
imagine you hire someone for their curated taste and you don’t let them execute it
October 12, 2025 at 2:54 AM
imagine you hire someone for their curated taste and you don’t let them execute it
I have nothing clever to say but I do have something silly to say and its baked beans
October 1, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I have nothing clever to say but I do have something silly to say and its baked beans
I unfortunately really really enjoy being overwhelmed and overstimulated at a job I really like
October 1, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I unfortunately really really enjoy being overwhelmed and overstimulated at a job I really like
made a new friend yesterday who didn’t like 28 Years Later and actually that’s not a friend that’s an enemy
September 23, 2025 at 2:26 PM
made a new friend yesterday who didn’t like 28 Years Later and actually that’s not a friend that’s an enemy
I think maybe in 2012 that’s when superheroes started becoming the tools of fascism
September 19, 2025 at 6:21 AM
I think maybe in 2012 that’s when superheroes started becoming the tools of fascism
mmmmmmm banh mi
September 19, 2025 at 6:17 AM
mmmmmmm banh mi
it is so crazy telling a slightly younger than I lesbian “omg have you seen Thelma & Louise?” and she’s never heard of it before in her lady lovin life
September 19, 2025 at 4:51 AM
it is so crazy telling a slightly younger than I lesbian “omg have you seen Thelma & Louise?” and she’s never heard of it before in her lady lovin life