I miss the days when you could just cut off her skin and wear it like Ed Gein, life was so much simpler.

How do you not have a heart attack every time you listen to it!?

Camp has my favorite energy and Christmas actually has a lot of heart (but not enough Ernest). It's been a long time since I've seen Goes to Jail. I haven't had the guts to watch Goes to Africa for obvious reasons...

You're so lazy dude, I wrote ideas for a first act and stared at them religiously every day ever since. You gotta catch up!

I had no idea Mork and Mindy was an "oldie" thanks to Nick at Nite. At church, kids talked about cool shows from Saturday night, and I'd go "did you see when he laid the egg out of his elbow and it turned into an old guy?!" Now kids get the same WTF stares over Chandler's Q-Tip jokes...

James Roland. I created Blood Drive on Syfy and co-wrote/co-produced season two of The Purge TV show. I tend to write toward the gonzo end of the horror spectrum, but currently working on a more grounded found footage/docu-style horror show and prepping a thriller to direct (and praying strike ends)