Dalliance Melody🎀💙
@dalliancemelody.bsky.social
🇯🇵 life (15+ yrs). Translator. Kindergarten teacher. 21+. bi.
Kpop(Vixx ult, Oneus, Omega X, SF9, MonstaX, ONF, EVNNE, Bloo, Changmo, etc). Japanese Baseball. LOTR. Cafe, lover of all birds.
♡🤗よかったら仲良くしてくださいね! 日本語も英語も大丈夫です!
Kpop(Vixx ult, Oneus, Omega X, SF9, MonstaX, ONF, EVNNE, Bloo, Changmo, etc). Japanese Baseball. LOTR. Cafe, lover of all birds.
♡🤗よかったら仲良くしてくださいね! 日本語も英語も大丈夫です!
Pinned
I had a massive thread of silly and weird Donpen photos on twt because it's been a hobby of mine for years. So I'm gonna be moving it here slowly and spread the joy.
I can finally watch the Weird Al movie ;3;
January 24, 2026 at 8:32 AM
I can finally watch the Weird Al movie ;3;
One of my kids shoved a bean up their nose and it got stuck really deep so now emergency services have to come. Happy Tuesday from your local kindergarten. 😩
January 20, 2026 at 3:13 AM
One of my kids shoved a bean up their nose and it got stuck really deep so now emergency services have to come. Happy Tuesday from your local kindergarten. 😩
Kindergarten life
"Its cold outside and we are gonna be out there a long time. you should put on your coat."
Kid: it's not cold! I dont need it!
"Last chance. Once we go out you cant come back in."
Kid: I DON'T WANNA WEAR IT!!! ITS NOT COLD!!
15 mins later....
Kid: sensei... I'm cold
"Its cold outside and we are gonna be out there a long time. you should put on your coat."
Kid: it's not cold! I dont need it!
"Last chance. Once we go out you cant come back in."
Kid: I DON'T WANNA WEAR IT!!! ITS NOT COLD!!
15 mins later....
Kid: sensei... I'm cold
January 9, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Kindergarten life
"Its cold outside and we are gonna be out there a long time. you should put on your coat."
Kid: it's not cold! I dont need it!
"Last chance. Once we go out you cant come back in."
Kid: I DON'T WANNA WEAR IT!!! ITS NOT COLD!!
15 mins later....
Kid: sensei... I'm cold
"Its cold outside and we are gonna be out there a long time. you should put on your coat."
Kid: it's not cold! I dont need it!
"Last chance. Once we go out you cant come back in."
Kid: I DON'T WANNA WEAR IT!!! ITS NOT COLD!!
15 mins later....
Kid: sensei... I'm cold
Its very healing when I leave work and the kids are outside in the playground. They know what my car looks like so as soon as they see it they scream ○○SENSEI and all run to the fence to wave as I drive by( ;з;)
December 17, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Its very healing when I leave work and the kids are outside in the playground. They know what my car looks like so as soon as they see it they scream ○○SENSEI and all run to the fence to wave as I drive by( ;з;)
Listen...if you invite someone out without telling them youre bringing someone along that doesnt like you and vice versa.... just don't so we can decline.
Why. Why would you put me in this situation? Fuck.
Why. Why would you put me in this situation? Fuck.
a man in a suit and tie is covering his face with his hands .
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November 7, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Listen...if you invite someone out without telling them youre bringing someone along that doesnt like you and vice versa.... just don't so we can decline.
Why. Why would you put me in this situation? Fuck.
Why. Why would you put me in this situation? Fuck.
Its always the bad kids that dress like Charizard for the kindergarten Halloween party....
Every. Single. Year. There's always at least two.
Every. Single. Year. There's always at least two.
October 31, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Its always the bad kids that dress like Charizard for the kindergarten Halloween party....
Every. Single. Year. There's always at least two.
Every. Single. Year. There's always at least two.
I asked my dad how his cat was and he just responded "fat".
October 29, 2025 at 10:02 AM
I asked my dad how his cat was and he just responded "fat".
Its a bit cold so my cajun born ass is making red beans and rice. Id make a gumbo but quite frankly, it isnt THAT cold yet.
October 26, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Its a bit cold so my cajun born ass is making red beans and rice. Id make a gumbo but quite frankly, it isnt THAT cold yet.
Yeah I didnt ask for recommendations. I asked who the fuck they were 🙄
October 17, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Yeah I didnt ask for recommendations. I asked who the fuck they were 🙄
My wild tae kid that always hurts himself fell down while running with today's classroom salad. Everyone was more worried if the salad had spilled because he just....always gets busted up. Poor babe 🥴
...Anyway hes fine. Salad was fine. But god that kid has a set of lungs.
...Anyway hes fine. Salad was fine. But god that kid has a set of lungs.
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October 14, 2025 at 5:46 AM
My wild tae kid that always hurts himself fell down while running with today's classroom salad. Everyone was more worried if the salad had spilled because he just....always gets busted up. Poor babe 🥴
...Anyway hes fine. Salad was fine. But god that kid has a set of lungs.
...Anyway hes fine. Salad was fine. But god that kid has a set of lungs.
I think the best thing about being a foreign licensed kindergarten teacher is that sometimes when I walk in, i loudly say "GOOD MORNING HELLO MY LITTLE PEANUTS" in english and the kids will laugh back and just respond by repeating "PEANUTS" before running off. It also lets my coworkers know im there
October 11, 2025 at 11:14 AM
I think the best thing about being a foreign licensed kindergarten teacher is that sometimes when I walk in, i loudly say "GOOD MORNING HELLO MY LITTLE PEANUTS" in english and the kids will laugh back and just respond by repeating "PEANUTS" before running off. It also lets my coworkers know im there
2nd sports day down. I was licked by 2 children on my hands. A child asked if I was going to eat ice cubes again. Another demanded to smell my drink. I got told I was loved 4 times. And I got asked if I was still a foreigner since I "came from america back in the old days"....
October 8, 2025 at 11:48 AM
2nd sports day down. I was licked by 2 children on my hands. A child asked if I was going to eat ice cubes again. Another demanded to smell my drink. I got told I was loved 4 times. And I got asked if I was still a foreigner since I "came from america back in the old days"....
The kids have to draw their choice of world flags for sports day and my tae kid drew the American flag and when they asked him why he chose that one he said "because my favourite teacher is from there" before dropping to the floor and crawling like a "worm" to his cubby.
Thanks kid 😭
Thanks kid 😭
October 7, 2025 at 3:30 AM
The kids have to draw their choice of world flags for sports day and my tae kid drew the American flag and when they asked him why he chose that one he said "because my favourite teacher is from there" before dropping to the floor and crawling like a "worm" to his cubby.
Thanks kid 😭
Thanks kid 😭
Happy Starlight day, fellow Vixx fans 💙💫💛
October 5, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Happy Starlight day, fellow Vixx fans 💙💫💛
Today at kindergarten:
Me: *holds up Halloween candy bag* what is inside?? 👀
👧🏻お菓子！
👧🏻chocolate!
👧🏻candy!
🧒🏻MoneY!!!!
If oooooonly
Me: *holds up Halloween candy bag* what is inside?? 👀
👧🏻お菓子！
👧🏻chocolate!
👧🏻candy!
🧒🏻MoneY!!!!
If oooooonly
October 2, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Today at kindergarten:
Me: *holds up Halloween candy bag* what is inside?? 👀
👧🏻お菓子！
👧🏻chocolate!
👧🏻candy!
🧒🏻MoneY!!!!
If oooooonly
Me: *holds up Halloween candy bag* what is inside?? 👀
👧🏻お菓子！
👧🏻chocolate!
👧🏻candy!
🧒🏻MoneY!!!!
If oooooonly
When you find things that were made just for you
October 2, 2025 at 3:13 AM
When you find things that were made just for you
they were doing some free lotto pull at my local supermarket and I got a free roll of toilet paper.
October 1, 2025 at 6:11 AM
they were doing some free lotto pull at my local supermarket and I got a free roll of toilet paper.
Someone told me that recently kids dont really like insects and I ...had to disagree 🤨 like fir real, come to my job for a day. One kid finds a bug and they all swarm to catch it to feed to their class frog. They also fight over who gets to put food into the class beetle terrarium....
September 30, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Someone told me that recently kids dont really like insects and I ...had to disagree 🤨 like fir real, come to my job for a day. One kid finds a bug and they all swarm to catch it to feed to their class frog. They also fight over who gets to put food into the class beetle terrarium....
Happy birthday to my favourite person in the entire universe ;-;
💙💫 have the best birthday week, Hongbin!!!
💙💫 have the best birthday week, Hongbin!!!
September 29, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Happy birthday to my favourite person in the entire universe ;-;
💙💫 have the best birthday week, Hongbin!!!
💙💫 have the best birthday week, Hongbin!!!
Having an onion allergy sucks so hard bc not only do i love the foods that have it (that i cant fkin eat anymore), but people that take my order constantly make fun of me and call me picky for something out of my control. If youre willing to pay my medical bills, i'll gladly eat it as is...asshole.
September 29, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Having an onion allergy sucks so hard bc not only do i love the foods that have it (that i cant fkin eat anymore), but people that take my order constantly make fun of me and call me picky for something out of my control. If youre willing to pay my medical bills, i'll gladly eat it as is...asshole.
Tomorrow's birthday boy
👁️👄👁️
👁️👄👁️
September 28, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Tomorrow's birthday boy
👁️👄👁️
👁️👄👁️
I watched this video of a baby girl getting her first doll that was also from her favourite movie and my heart is absolutely MELTED
September 26, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I watched this video of a baby girl getting her first doll that was also from her favourite movie and my heart is absolutely MELTED
Just now, I was that girl in the drama that is getting soaked in the rain and fumbling with the door handle when the handsome guy comes up from behind with a huge umbrella and helps me open it. Then opens my water bottle for me because I have a busted hand. And lets me go in before him.
September 12, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Just now, I was that girl in the drama that is getting soaked in the rain and fumbling with the door handle when the handsome guy comes up from behind with a huge umbrella and helps me open it. Then opens my water bottle for me because I have a busted hand. And lets me go in before him.