I feel like defending a child sex offender is reason enough to have CPS called on you

Fuck optimized decks

Play a deck that makes you giddy

for most people they just need to recharge (1 step) but for people like me we need to recover, recharge, and then rev the engines (3 steps) before we can do the next social event therefore we should never be allowed to spend more than 1 weekend a month in social settings