Or I guess you elect to defer, technically.

I'm okay now if the coach leaves. Number one scoring offense in the country, and you elect to kick? 🤦‍♂️😂

If Saban decided to try and make a comeback for some weird reason, at any school, he would be Jimmy Johnson in Miami, trying to figure out free agency and a salary cap. It just never happened. Parity sucks when you were one of the "haves" for so long.

But I've always heard that girth is more important than length.

Has it not already? 🤔

Unfortunately, these days he's about as Swift as an arthritic tortoise. I guess it can be one of those opposite names, like a bald man named Curly.

I'm to the age now where I have to wait till all the episodes drop before I can start watching. A week is just too damn long to remember what happened in the previous episode. 😩

It's a great way to be productive while spending quality time with your tiny hamster.

La Quinta = "Next to Denny's"

Oh, and while I'm (non-bohemian) ranting, how about its vs it's. If it makes to say "it is" then use the apostrophe. Otherwise, don't. 🤦

Same basic concept, objective versus subjective. But it's so easy just to take the other person out of the sentence and get it right. Queef.

The one that drives me crazy is "I" and "me". For instance "John talked to Cindy and I", even though no sane person would ever say "John talked to I". It's an epidemic!

That's clearly beyond the comprehension of the OP, who seems to be kind of simple.

Art Garfunkel in a blue vest and a Jew 'fro, with Richard Tee on piano, belting out Bridge Over Troubled Water. No tracks, no autotune, no problem. It gives me goosebumps every time I hear it.

Well, it sounds better than "dumb", so I went with it.