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March 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I spent 20 minutes hyping myself up to take my Jeep to the car wash 🙃 got there and got all settled and the damn washing machine broke
January 25, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Yall up? Whatcha doing??
January 10, 2025 at 9:42 AM
I had a great dream last night 🌙 I had two Cadillacs! YALL CANT TELL ME NUFFIN!
January 5, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Chile! My old square ass be finding out about what's going on in the skreets. 🤣 They out here going to jail for "half off flights" 😒

Hell naw! I don't want to inbox for details
January 5, 2025 at 5:39 PM
My son just told me that I'm not funny 😐 Talking about my humor is that of a wine drinking soccer mom 🤔 He don't know real comedy
January 5, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I just found out about Doechii
and introduced my daughter to her. This is what she and my granddaughter sends me. It made me so happy 😊
January 5, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I ordered my baby a pair of sonic shoes and them people done sent me one damn shoe 🤣🤣
January 5, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I went to sleep just knowing I was going to wake up in the new year and dagnabit... its still 2024.
January 1, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Yall been watching them leopards 🐆 eating faces??? Lort!
December 31, 2024 at 2:50 PM
I'm about to start this Twilight Zone Marathon and kick in the new year!
December 31, 2024 at 2:46 PM
I have no idea why I love scary movies so much cause shit like this had my heart beating soo fast! That Damn Christmas Ghost scared 😱 me.
A Christmas Carol 🎄
December 31, 2024 at 2:43 PM
All of Pennsylvania new York and New Jersey three days ago🤣👏
December 17, 2024 at 3:38 PM
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Where’s Superman when you need him most?
December 12, 2024 at 11:21 AM
I purposely ignore hints so people can speak up and be direct like an adult 🫣🫢😳 TBH
Sometimes I just don't notice and don't care.
December 12, 2024 at 11:10 AM
This candy always came with a little lint attached to it
December 12, 2024 at 11:07 AM
When people say things I don't agree with I go silent. 😐 I don't like wasting my words. 🙄 I don't care to change their mind. 😑 I love to discuss ideas but to argue for the sake of arguing is not something I am going to do
December 12, 2024 at 11:06 AM
My 3 yeae old granddaughter acts like an old lady. She got sleepy so I hear her speaking into youtube "Rain" then laid that tablet beside her and going to sleep 😴
December 12, 2024 at 11:05 AM
This how my Mercedes used to look after a good detail! Sadie was clean!
December 12, 2024 at 11:05 AM
When my husband tries to stay up after I said I’m going to bed!?

Get in here nowwwww! It’s time for bed! 😂
December 12, 2024 at 11:04 AM
Early morning thoughts..... For a country that has such despair for immigration they sure do worship rich immigrants who come here and take over established businesses
December 12, 2024 at 11:03 AM
I wake up and watch my husband get ready for work looking just like this 😒 Then I take my ass back to bed.
December 12, 2024 at 11:02 AM
This makes me so happy. Don't ask why lol
December 9, 2024 at 6:28 PM
People say any ol thing 😆
December 9, 2024 at 6:23 PM
Tubi play too much. I went to bed to Scooby-Doo last night and when I woke up Shootas was on. Scared the shit out of me.
December 7, 2024 at 1:27 AM