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dallasesquire.bsky.social
@dallasesquire.bsky.social
He/Him/Hole/92%
AI generated my professional headshot… I don’t know this man lol
April 5, 2025 at 4:30 PM
TBT .. Bring back good reality tv…
March 21, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Yall getting naked in the snow for hump day??
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January 22, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Give me a few hours and I should have TikTok back up and running…
January 19, 2025 at 5:21 AM
The product of No Child Left Behind 🤣🤣

OPEN THE SCHOOLS 365 🤣
January 17, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Fresh haircut now i have a 1000 errands to run. Dallas streets I hope you’re prepared to be sick of seeing me 🤣
January 15, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Cooked dinner and fixed my garage door today. I’m the man and the woman. I can do it all.. 🤣🤣
December 29, 2024 at 8:07 PM
Gumbo is ready for tomorrow… I’m done for the night.. Just me my wine and my Xbox… and maybe just a pinch of booty 🤣
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December 24, 2024 at 11:31 PM
Happy Friday!!
December 13, 2024 at 4:56 PM
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Meanwhile I be in hotel rooms like 🫤🫤
December 9, 2024 at 7:34 PM
You with a friend group 🫶🏿
December 10, 2024 at 4:59 AM
Haven’t really been in the Christmas spirit this year and then it finally dawned on me… maybe it’s because i haven’t seen the REAL Queen of Christmas this year 🎄🎅🏾🎄
December 10, 2024 at 4:55 AM
Mood:
December 6, 2024 at 3:54 PM
Gumbo turned out good.. I’ll save you a bowl!!
December 5, 2024 at 12:48 AM
Boudin in your pocket or you just happy to see me?? #BayouClassic2024
December 1, 2024 at 5:31 PM
Bayou Classic 2024
December 1, 2024 at 1:31 AM
Whew Nola yall wore me out and that was only night one!!
November 30, 2024 at 3:53 PM
I’m bored.. think I’m about to go to Walmart and wrestle somebody grandma for some shit i don’t even want 😂😂 #blackfriday
November 29, 2024 at 4:04 AM
My prayer is that all the food I eat today go to my butt and not my back or stomach!!
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November 28, 2024 at 6:13 PM
Suspect would greatly appreciate some breakfast and head…
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November 23, 2024 at 3:04 PM
Damn forgot to post my hump day pic, guess I’ll have to wait until next week…
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November 21, 2024 at 5:33 AM
It’s all fun and games until he eat your leftovers you been waiting on all day to eat after work… and then he a big back fat hungry hoe🤣🤣
November 20, 2024 at 4:59 AM
I like to see a little 🍆 or 🍑 pop up on my screen.. keeps me on my toes!!
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November 18, 2024 at 10:42 PM
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Stop going back to Twitter for a hit tweet and share your thoughts ON THIS LAND!
November 18, 2024 at 1:38 PM
In the mood to play Striking Vipers, who down??
November 18, 2024 at 8:31 PM