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Unfamous Actor. VO guy. Bacon # :1 #ForTheEmpire
1/2 Giant 1/2 Dwarf Tank. #ADnD2E
Throwback. Misanthrope. Dissident. Sportbiker.
PostPunk Bogan Dirtbag Munter.
Cabrón. Rōnin. Kaijin. Tauiwi.
"Fuck You, Make Me"

I don't swear nearly as much as I could
aye, it's got a bit of a kick

(Trick is to soak the apples in Rum, The cherries and orange bits in Voddy and serve over frozen summer berries overnight. )

(recipe in ALT)
December 21, 2025 at 10:14 PM
December 21, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Pitbull mouth, Chihuahua jawbone
December 21, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Share your mood for the weekend

(Same as it ever was...Same as it ever was...)
December 21, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Looks like Andrew Taint got rekt as well.

Nature is healing

(Can we make this the normal amount of dickheads getting smashed?)
December 21, 2025 at 1:28 AM
hmmm...
December 20, 2025 at 5:51 PM
*Some Restrictions Apply
December 20, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Noice. (Auckland)
December 20, 2025 at 4:39 AM
#Kikorangi

(Hi Rimmer. fuck you, we're off to the beach)
December 19, 2025 at 8:41 PM
December 19, 2025 at 5:10 AM
How to get your arse beat for $20
December 19, 2025 at 4:54 AM
I mean, there is room for at least 2 more bikes here once I get the one on the trolly finished.
December 19, 2025 at 12:13 AM
whatever the fuck this train smash was
December 18, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Like 75mm to move in any direction..

I had the top of the engine off recently to put the new carbs and coils on.. plate was RIGHT THERE!!
December 17, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Looks ok nekked
December 17, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Drove like 3.5 hours to get a specialized tool to fit this tiny clearance spark plug hole. Got everything in, buttoning it up, realized there was a removable panel right above them.

Sorta like taking tonsils out via the ear
December 17, 2025 at 5:17 AM
this is one of my ancestors.. He looks like an older, thinner version of me

120 fucking years old.

Nope. Nope. Hard Nope.
December 17, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I got 3 of my films though Twit. The only people still there are the ones you wouldn't want to work for.

Doo Eeeet
December 16, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Spinal Tap is in the same universe as Princess Bride
December 16, 2025 at 1:18 AM
*Waves from Pukekohe

This isnt even peak traffic yet.
December 16, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Specifically this area
December 15, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I was honestly shooting for 1M
December 15, 2025 at 8:32 PM
me when it happens
December 15, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I wiped every single tweet and locked the account, whilst leaving one final tweet before finally deleting it a few months later
December 15, 2025 at 7:01 PM
my new tradition:

laying around the house naked, next to the fan, stoned off my tits and a berry sangria on ice in my hand.
December 15, 2025 at 1:15 AM