There's a lot of Admiral Ackbar gifs on here saying it's a trap but my Mrs would do exactly this and has done in the past. Not this exact scenario of course but She can appreciate something nice and knows I can too. It's innocent, meaningless fun for a moment then we move on.

To be fair, watching paint dry would be time better spent.

Can you imagine how his dirty talk would sound? Not the words, the sound.

It's clearly a still from the music video for 'Barbie Girl' and that is obviously Aqua.

"hey, I'm all slippery over here"

Started in the 60s. Still going in one form or another. Apparently, it's quite popular.

I'm running low on tapes.

You'd need a teeny tiny stool.

I can't wait. Looking forward to looking like I've been interrupted while being shaved.

Maybe but at that point isn't he off doing the transparent aluminium bit?
My concentration may have slipped, I need to check.

Maybe @georgetakei.bsky.social might know. He's a cool, handsome guy with tremendous dress sense who knows a lot of stuff.

Well, hopefully by that logic.....oh wait, he's lying isn't he.

That's who Phoebe wanted to see in a towel? Fair enough, to each their own.

That same button that Sigourney Weaver slams her hand in to close an airlock door in deep space may at one time also have won a toothless drunk a tenner and paid for his next pint and 20 Rothmans.

If it made somebody's life better, it would be too expensive. If it dehumanises someone then cost is no object.

Oh, I thought that was html.