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I’ve seen some things. Man, have I seen some things
The Minatour was never called an asshole
December 28, 2025 at 1:11 AM
The Minatour was never called an asshole
i always thought the old Asian people in SF riding MUNI with masks on were crazy.
Shortly into COVID it clicked. They were trying to protect me. They felt sick and couldn’t stay home.
And I thought to myself, “man, I’m an asshole.”
Shortly into COVID it clicked. They were trying to protect me. They felt sick and couldn’t stay home.
And I thought to myself, “man, I’m an asshole.”
December 28, 2025 at 1:02 AM
i always thought the old Asian people in SF riding MUNI with masks on were crazy.
Shortly into COVID it clicked. They were trying to protect me. They felt sick and couldn’t stay home.
And I thought to myself, “man, I’m an asshole.”
Shortly into COVID it clicked. They were trying to protect me. They felt sick and couldn’t stay home.
And I thought to myself, “man, I’m an asshole.”
He had no sole of his own and so he coveted the soles of others
December 27, 2025 at 2:47 PM
He had no sole of his own and so he coveted the soles of others
Julie needs to leave the bad place and come here
December 23, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Julie needs to leave the bad place and come here
That dumbass would throw marshmallows at a tank
December 23, 2025 at 1:21 AM
That dumbass would throw marshmallows at a tank
That’s a bit extreme. It’s not THAT bad.
These aren’t America’s concentration camps. They’re El Salvador’s gulag that we are subcontracting to for our concentration camp activities to avoid any legal accountability in the US justice system.
Wait…that sounds worse
These aren’t America’s concentration camps. They’re El Salvador’s gulag that we are subcontracting to for our concentration camp activities to avoid any legal accountability in the US justice system.
Wait…that sounds worse
December 22, 2025 at 1:52 PM
That’s a bit extreme. It’s not THAT bad.
These aren’t America’s concentration camps. They’re El Salvador’s gulag that we are subcontracting to for our concentration camp activities to avoid any legal accountability in the US justice system.
Wait…that sounds worse
These aren’t America’s concentration camps. They’re El Salvador’s gulag that we are subcontracting to for our concentration camp activities to avoid any legal accountability in the US justice system.
Wait…that sounds worse
What’s NAMBLA? North American MAGA … something?
December 19, 2025 at 12:57 AM
What’s NAMBLA? North American MAGA … something?
Is that before or after the airing of grievances?
December 19, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Is that before or after the airing of grievances?
Second verse, same as the first!
I’m smarter than you
I’m smarter than you
…
I’m smarter than you
I’m smarter than you
…
December 18, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Second verse, same as the first!
I’m smarter than you
I’m smarter than you
…
I’m smarter than you
I’m smarter than you
…
My son's elementary bus stop was 300 feet from our house. 1 minute door to stop, leave at 8:12 and make the bus no problem.
His stop for middle school (same bus as HS) is 3x the distance. Leave at 6:40 to make it on time. Bus goes right by the old stop and they won't pick him up there. Broken
His stop for middle school (same bus as HS) is 3x the distance. Leave at 6:40 to make it on time. Bus goes right by the old stop and they won't pick him up there. Broken
December 16, 2025 at 7:14 PM
My son's elementary bus stop was 300 feet from our house. 1 minute door to stop, leave at 8:12 and make the bus no problem.
His stop for middle school (same bus as HS) is 3x the distance. Leave at 6:40 to make it on time. Bus goes right by the old stop and they won't pick him up there. Broken
His stop for middle school (same bus as HS) is 3x the distance. Leave at 6:40 to make it on time. Bus goes right by the old stop and they won't pick him up there. Broken
”Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.”
December 15, 2025 at 10:29 PM
”Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.”
Single handedly saving my fantasy team in the playoffs
December 12, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Single handedly saving my fantasy team in the playoffs
60 minutes of this wasn’t enough?
December 9, 2025 at 4:29 AM
60 minutes of this wasn’t enough?
Record breaking. First QB to have an interception and lost fumble in the same play
December 9, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Record breaking. First QB to have an interception and lost fumble in the same play
Who doesn’t want to sit next to a dude for 4 hrs who just worked up a nice sweat?
December 9, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Who doesn’t want to sit next to a dude for 4 hrs who just worked up a nice sweat?
Hard to believe they’re worried about leaving witnesses when they’re broadcasting the video. Although there is truth to the idea that dead men tell no tales.
December 5, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Hard to believe they’re worried about leaving witnesses when they’re broadcasting the video. Although there is truth to the idea that dead men tell no tales.
I would openly laugh at this if it went for the fact that there’s a lot of truth to the idea that these assholes get off on killing people
December 5, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I would openly laugh at this if it went for the fact that there’s a lot of truth to the idea that these assholes get off on killing people
Why does no one seem to be considering that he actually ran it by Trump and Trump commanded him to do this?
A plausible explanation for the long period of time between the initial strike and the secondary strike.
A plausible explanation for the long period of time between the initial strike and the secondary strike.
December 5, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Clearly this is conjecture on my part. But, it certainly seems likely.
December 5, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Clearly this is conjecture on my part. But, it certainly seems likely.
Why does no one seem to be considering that he actually ran it by Trump and Trump commanded him to do this?
A plausible explanation for the long period of time between the initial strike and the secondary strike.
A plausible explanation for the long period of time between the initial strike and the secondary strike.
December 5, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Why does no one seem to be considering that he actually ran it by Trump and Trump commanded him to do this?
A plausible explanation for the long period of time between the initial strike and the secondary strike.
A plausible explanation for the long period of time between the initial strike and the secondary strike.
Eagles OC position is becoming the Defense Against the Dark Arts of the NFL.
December 3, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Eagles OC position is becoming the Defense Against the Dark Arts of the NFL.
'None,' said Ford.
Zaphod gibbered.
'Did you count them?' he yelled.
'Twice,' said Ford
Zaphod gibbered.
'Did you count them?' he yelled.
'Twice,' said Ford
November 25, 2025 at 5:46 PM
'None,' said Ford.
Zaphod gibbered.
'Did you count them?' he yelled.
'Twice,' said Ford
Zaphod gibbered.
'Did you count them?' he yelled.
'Twice,' said Ford