We said release the pedo-files, not release the pedophiles!

Trump was suposed to release the pedo-files, but he's releasing the pedophiles.

Funny story, i got banned from reddit yesterday when I replied to someone who said they kept a drink on ice for when it happened. I said they should wait after he's buried so they also have a place to relieve themselves.

Honestly? Which one? The rich bought the entire western hemisphere long ago. I'm mad that billionaires exists period.

One evening as usual, Pelosi asked the mirror, "Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the best democrat leader of them all?"

But this time the mirror answered, "Her ideals and morals intact, her hair like night, her heart full of care, her name is AOC".

Pelosi was in a terrible temper...

What people need to learn from all of this, is to discard their backpacks, clothes and jackets after such acts to minimize the chances of getting caught.

America wouldnt be its own country if a bunch of violent people hadnt been fed up enough with the system that oppressed them.

But what if I really really want superyacht so i can park my yacht in and have a spot to land my helicopter? Surely its okay then right?

To be fair, you could make the Canadian version about a guy trying to afford is rent instead.

Oh and dont forget, we could do with the music too. Id definitely buy a few tracks.

Deviation from the norm will be punished unless immediately exploitable.

There's definitely a lot of waste in government. But i absolutely do not trust Elon Musk, or any republicans to fix it without enriching themselves.

Why? Stewart isnt afraid to give democrats a much needed kick in the ass.

While fighting the last boss and being lo HP, "I cant use any of those 99 health potions in case I need them later".

Dont forget drugs. He thinks they were on drugs and spoke to spirits.