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Dakota Blueskyford
@dakwrestleford.bsky.social
77 followers 72 following 120 posts
"Professional" independent wrestler, massive dork (vidya, FOSS, PCs, wrestling again)
So It Goes posting hours
He/him, if we're doing pronouns here
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I still have no idea what the issue was but they replaced one of my thumbsticks and said "here, kid".
Unit checked for customer complaint Replaced right thumbstick Updated firmware Factory reset Quality Control test says "we good" 90 days repair warranty on parts
January 24, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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Life got me feeling like Smackdown! 2 Shawn Michaels lately
PS1 Shawn Michaels on a couch
January 23, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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Shipped off my Steam Deck today. Won't hold a charge, screen won't light up but everything else seems to work. Boy I can't wait for that repair bill, yessir.
Sailor Moon reading the "Am I Disabled?" book from some episode of Classic Simpsons
January 7, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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Seethe Cope and Mald #AEWDynamite
(Left to right) Cash Wheeler, Adam "Edge" Copeland, and Dax Harwood on the Jan 1st 2025 Dynamite
January 2, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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>Batman 2 delayed until 2027
December 27, 2024 at 9:14 PM
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"Dude this GamerSupps order is taking forever, come on where's my Black Friday deal?"
@gamersupps.bsky.social: "L + ratio + free waifu cup + free samples + free patch + free GamerSoup + free stickers"
December 13, 2024 at 3:17 AM
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Man I'm not normally a big figure guy but these #Jazwares #Halo figures look absolutely killer. In a perfect world, it'd be Halo 2 Chief with dual SMGs, but I can live with Halo 4 Chief (that Lightrifle needs to get replaced though)
A 4 inch figure of an Orbital Drop Shock Trooper (ODST) from Halo (Halo 3: ODST specifically). Dark armored space Marine. A Grunt (Unggoy in their native language) from, oh, say, Halo 3. Freakish bipedal three toed alien with a gas mask and methane tank horn on his back. The Master Chief. John Halo himself. 7 foot tall, one ton green space marine virgin.
November 23, 2024 at 6:53 AM
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Coach really pushed me yesterday. Stats of an athlete included below.
A picture of an iPhone screen, telling you that I ran 3 miles in 54 minutes. Average pace of almost 18 minutes. Athlete stats.
November 16, 2024 at 1:28 AM
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Dude in front of me at the gas station abandoned his items after arguing about Swisher prices, you know I bought his donuts as a flex
Two diamond (or Christmas tree) shaped donuts in a plastic bag
November 14, 2024 at 10:06 AM
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I REMEMBERED MY LOGIN INFO!
A very excited babyface at the bottom of a small set of stairs, just passed the entrance curtain for a wrestling show
July 10, 2024 at 8:32 PM
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Latest comic shop pickups. I just learned what @dstlry.bsky.social was like a week ago and now I'm paying 9 American dollars for a magazine sized miniseries.
Mirka Andolfo's BlasFamous (issue 1 of 3, Distillery Comics) and Eric Powell's The Goon: Them That Don't Stay Dead (issue 1 of 4, Dark Horse Comics)
April 9, 2024 at 3:40 AM
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Me opening the weird butterfly app on my phone (I closed twitter for some reason)
Dakota Wrestleford, standing on the bottom rope, in the corner, facing out toward the audience. A thumb is hooked under one yellow suspender.
February 26, 2024 at 11:33 AM
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POV: I fuckin got you (you have to try the gamer juice now)
Dakota looking like a deranged weirdo, wearing a big flannel and a beanie with the Domino's Pizza logo, staring directly at the camera. My left arm is holding up the camera, which makes it look like I am holding you by the neck
January 2, 2024 at 5:45 AM
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Work was absolute pizza-sauce-scented hell. I gotta get better at this pro wrestling thing
A smiling Tony Khan staring into a sea of wrestling journalists
November 2, 2023 at 9:18 AM
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Dark and Darker makes me want to be a danger to myself and others, but I get one successful run and suddenly I'm dripped-out George Bush
Dripped-out George Bush
September 29, 2023 at 7:22 AM
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Still tweeting?
Shinji Ikari (from Neon Genesis Evangelion) doing the Kubrick Stare.
September 27, 2023 at 8:31 PM
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Oh yeah, I'm also running a professional wrestling event this Saturday. Man I'm so scared/confused/excited
A poster for "WOAH! HEY! IT'S WRESTLING!!!", the event I'm putting on Saturday August 26th, 2023 in Philo IL at the R.E. Franks Meeting and Event Center. Front row tickets are $15, general admission is $10, kids 6 and under get in free (cheapskates)
August 22, 2023 at 7:16 PM
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I wish this place had a grip on me like its competitor does, I get on here once a week to fire off the first post that comes to mind, meanwhile I'll find a random viral tweet like "MAN WE REALLY PEAKED WITH FLASH BROWSER GAMES" with 600K impressions and I have the overwhelming urge to reply
A crusty picture of Robin from Teen Titans, with the words "CLICK TO ENABLE ADOBE FLASH" underneath.
August 22, 2023 at 7:12 PM
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Guess who just got approved for the Juggalo MasterCard, suckers!
An e-mail from Credit Karma saying "Dakota, a 'whoop, whoop!' is in order."
June 30, 2023 at 3:43 AM
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Every 18 months or so something comes along to mangle my car in annoying and only slightly dangerous ways.
Damage to the area around my front left tire, including the driver's door and the panel directly next to it (it was hard getting in and out for like a month). I hit a deer out in Indiana. Damage around my rear left tire, including the passenger's side door and the quarter panel (and probably the rim of my tire). A hit and run from like, three days ago.
June 19, 2023 at 2:07 AM
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*was incredible. RIP
June 1, 2023 at 7:12 PM
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Seriously AI_Generated_Sponge on twitch is incredible
June 1, 2023 at 7:07 PM
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Somebody on Twitch set up an AI Spongebob scene generator (a la Nothing Forever/Seinfeld AI)

https://m.twitch.tv/ai_generated_sponge
Spongebob and Patrick in the middle of the road. Sponge Bob asks Patrick "Patrick, have you ever had a foot fetish?"
May 26, 2023 at 3:01 AM
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We will never know peace as a species
Two 4chan posts. The top on reads "A lot of games exist IMO". An anonymous user replies "I would debate that statement you fucking cock gobbler"
May 22, 2023 at 2:21 AM
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I bought and assembled a nice, cushy, new random-named Chinese gaming chair (Dowinx) to replace my old, beat up random-names Chinese gaming chair (Vnewone).
May 16, 2023 at 3:48 AM