I use AI to translate my notes, assignments, and lessons into Haitian Creole for a new immigrant student. Painting with such a broad brush is disappointing

L – Liquidate & Relocate

Once a workforce is drained, discard them. Move factories overseas. Automate jobs. Profit.

A – Alienate & Isolate

Replace community with consumerism. Sell self-care products to cope with the loneliness of late-stage capitalism.

T – Threaten Collapse

Hold society hostage: “Without us, the economy crashes!” Demand bailouts while austerity guts public services.

I – Inflame Divisiveness

Keep workers divided by race, gender, or nationality to prevent class solidarity. Bonus points for media fearmongering!

P – Propagandize Meritocracy

Sell the myth that anyone can succeed under capitalism… if they just hustle harder. Blame systemic failures on individual laziness.

A – Accumulate Through Exploitation

Extract maximum labor for minimum pay. Use precarious gig work, union-busting, and offshore tax havens to ensure profits flow upward.

C – Create Artificial Scarcity

Manufacture demand by hoarding resources, inflating prices, and convincing the masses that basic needs (housing, healthcare, education) are luxuries.

Reminds me of a warm cup of coffee